Shanghaied: Pinkie Pie's Ending A Spongebob Parody

[The episode goes normal, until it gets to the decision]

Flying Dutchman: [uses the eeny- meenie-minie-mo method] Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if they holler, let them go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... [finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo] You are it! [stops on Hawkodile]

Dr. Fox: That's you, Hawkodile. Make your wish.

Hawkodile: Umm...

Buhdeuce: Wait, Hawkodile. Listen, I do not particularly want to be trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time... ''[demonstrates the length of eternity as if it were a piece of string. Hawkodile's eyes look at each end]'' Understand?

Dr. Fox: [rushes in] Hawkodile, you've got to think harder than you ever thought before.

Sci-Twi: I don't wanna be eaten!

Hawkodile: Uhh...

Dr. Fox: That's not going to do it! Think harder!

Hawkodile: [thinks harder] Uhh...

Buhdeuce: [simultaneously with Dr. Fox and Sci-Twi] You can do it! Come on! Put on your thinking cap! Come on!

Dr. Fox: [simultaneously with Buhdeuce and Sci-Twi] Come on, Hawkodile! Yes, think, think really hard! [Hawkodile goes really intensely thinking] Yes, Hawkodile! You're doing good!

Sci-Twi: [simultaneously with Buhdeuce and Dr. Fox] You can do it buddy!

Hawkodile: [his head's toaster ejects bread] Okay! I got it!

Flying Dutchman: Thou wish is granted.

''[Gum appears in Hawkodile's hand. He eats some gum.]''

Hawkodile: Oh, I'm sorry... Want some gum?

''[Dr. Fox, Sci-Twi and Buhdeuce are shocked]''

Sci-Twi: What?!

Buhdeuce: You wished for gum?

Hawkodile: Well, if we're going to be there forever, we might as well have fresh breath!

''[Dr. Fox, Sci-Twi and Buhdeuce take a piece of gum each and chews some gum as well]''

''[Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, Sci-Twi, and Buhdeuce complain in Flying Dutchman's belly]''

Dr. Fox: Come on, mister, let us out! Don't be so mean! Don't be so fatty!

Hawkodile: Aaaah! Let us out!

Buhdeuce: Come on! Give us one more wish!

Sci-Twi: Please let us out!

Flying Dutchman: Ahh... Minty!