Unikitty x Spongebob Parody Band Geeks

My First Fanfiction with Spongebob And Unikitty with Cartoon Crossovers

[A horrible sound is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet]

[the doorbell ring is heard] 

[Squidward goes to answer Dr. Surgeo at the door with Skrubz and Tuth.]

Dr. Surgeo: Yeah, uhh, we're the Medix tribe, from the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premise.

Squidward: Please leave and go away.

''[Squidward slams the door shut. The phone starts to ring]''

Squidward: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the [he plays a clarinet note.]

Master Frown: Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum?

[Squidward gasps.]

Squidward: [gasps] Master Frown! from The Doom Lords of Frowntown?!

Master Frown: I hear you're playing the clarinet now.

Squidward: Sometimes. Uh, how are the eyebrows?

Master Frown: [Waving his eyebrows] They're big and valuable. I'm the member of the Doom Lords and also a leader of The a big band now, and we're supposed to play the Music Bowl next week.

Squidward: The Mu-Mu-Mu... The Mu-Mu-Mu... The Mu-Mu-Mu?!?!

Master Frown: That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us. I’m sure you have a band right? I mean, you do know the sun goddess Celestia right? So it’s only obvious that some one of your ‘caliber’ would have a band, right?

Squidward: Ohh, uhh, I... I, uhh...

Master Frown: I knew it! You know the high esteemed Celestia and STILL don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.

Squidward: HOLD IT! It just so happens that, I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're gonna play that Music Bowl!! How do you like that, Frownie?!

Master Frown: Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of... ibuprofen!

[Squidward and Master Frown hang up the phones.]

Squidward: I gotta drum up a marching band fast! Drum... haha... band humor… hehe….

[The next day, Squidward puts poster all around Toon City to get people's attention to join his band. ''In the following lines, Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura, Shadow the Hedgehog, Kitty Katswell, SwaySway, Buhdeuce, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles Tails Prower, Knuckles the Echidna and Amy Rose, and The Other Citizens of Toon City are reading from a poster. Each are in different locations.]''

[In the first scene, Ami Onuki and Yumi Yoshimura were walking along the street when they saw a poster on the telephone pole,]

Ami Onuki: Yumi, Look, There's a poster on the pole!

[Yumi takes the poster]

Yumi Yoshimura: [takes the poster] Let me see. [she and Ami reading it] Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?

[In the second scene, Shadow saws a poster lying on the ground and reads it.]

Shadow: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Toon City.

[At the bakery, Kitty Katswell saws a poster on the windo, and she reads it out loud.]

Kitty Katswell: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.

[At the Swamp Pad, The Breadwinners read the poster from inside of their living room.]

SwaySway: Not to mention.....

Buhdeuce: Free Refreshments.

[And at the Toon City Streets, Sonic and his team read it]

Sonic: Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. Hey guys, what do you say if we join that band?

Miles Tails Prower: Awesome!

Knuckles: I'm in!

Amy Rose: If you join it Sonic, I join it too!

Sonic: Why didn't I expect that?

[That evening, Squidward looks at his watch while driving a shell cart loaded with instruments]

Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Heh, Elbow, heh, more band humor.

[The scene cuts to inside the room, where everyone is there.]

All: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.......

Squidward: People, people, settle down! Okay Now! How many of you have played musical instruments before?

Luna Loud: Rock instruments count?

Squidward: That depends.

Volectro: Hey! Over here! I played the flute in (shocks himself) 5TH GRADE!!! [laughs]

Squidward: You see everyone? Here's another example.

Lucy Loud: Do instruments of torture count?

Squidward: No, they do not, Lucy.

Lucy Loud: Sigh. I was expecting that they do.

Twilight Sparkle: Maybe next time.

Discord: Well, How about instruments of chaos?

Squidward: No.

[Chowder raises his hand]

Chowder: Is Thrice Cream an instrument?

Everyone: [facepalm]

Squidward: No Chowder, Thrice Cream is not an instrument.

Chowder: [hold up a Cowbell] What about this?

Squidward: Now that's an instrument.

Chowder: [holds up a Guitar] What about this?

Squidward: Definitely!

Chowder: [holding up two Frying Pans] These?

Squidward: Yeah, sure, why not.

Chowder: [points to the couch] What about that?

[the screen pans to the right to reveal the couch]

Squidward: That's a... Couch.

Chowder: Yeah!

Squidward: That's pushing it, but, yeah, sure, why not.

[Chowder raises his hand again]

Squidward: Mayonnaise is not an instrument, either.

[Chowder lowers his hand]

Pinkie Pie: How about cupcake frosting? That can be an instrument… of yummyness!

Squidward: [sighs] No Pinkie, cupcake frosting is not an instrument neither.

Pinkie Pie: Aww nuts!

Camillot: Keypad counts?

Squidward: That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. [He laughs.]

[Everyone stays in silent]

Luan Loud: [Whispered to Pinkie Pie] That joke sucked.

Buhdeuce: So, When do we get the free food?

Everyone: Seriously?!

Squidward: Okay, try to repeat after me. [he plays 6 notes] Brass section, go.

[The brass section which consist Rarity, Gumball, and Ami Onuki repeats badly]

Squidward: Good. Now the wind.

[The wind section which consist Truffles, Twilight Sparkle, and Chowder repeats badly]

Squidward: And the drums.

[The drummers Vambre Warrior, Snoof, and Zorch misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall]

Squidward: Too bad that didn't kill me.

[Next scene]

Squidward: Let's just try stepping in the rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.

Vambre Warrior: [raising her hand] Is this the part where we start kicking?

Starlight Glimmer: No, Vambre, what he tried to ment is-

Squidward: [Interrupting Starlight Glimmer] That's a chorus line.

Prohyas Warrior: [gets up] Kicking?! I wanna do some kicking! [He kicks Yumi in the leg.]

Yumi Yoshimura: Ow! Why, you...! Why I oughta...! [She jumps on Prohyas and starts fighting him until they roll outside and the doors slam shut]

[Prohyas makes a very long painful scream.]

Prohyas Warrior: Aaaaaah-ho-ho-ho-ho-aaah!

[Everyone pauses and stare at the door, then Prohyas sticks his head back in]

Prohyas Warrior: Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.

''[Prohyas walks in and it is revealed that Yumi has stuck his body in a trombone. Trombone notes are heard as he walks towards his seat. As he sits down, he makes a sound on his trombone. Makes a loud trombone noise as he opens his mouth. Stares at himself]''

Narrator: Day two.

[The scene shows the band of crossovers walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis badly.]

Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. Music Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! Come on! move!!!

''[The flag twirlers Double D (Edd) and Lincoln Loud spin so hard that they take off into the sky and crash into a blimp, which causes an explosion. Crunchee plays taps on the trumpet while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground.]''

Narrator: Day three.

Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming Joey?

Joey the Cockoroach: It's tremendous, you wanna see? I can play this harmonica faster.

Squidward: Are you sure you can play that harmonica faster?

Joey the Cockoroach: Watch and learn.

''[Joey plays the harmonica by running to and from the holes quickly. He runs to his harmonica and plays the first note, and runs along and plays another note, then runs down and plays three notes at the same time. but soon runs out of breath; on his way to the last hole he blows an unsuccessful last raspberry into the harmonica and faints]''

Squidward: [rhetorically] Outstanding.

[Squidward then turns his attention to Unikitty]

Squidward: [sighs] Alright Unikitty, what do you have for a trombone solo?

Unikitty: Oh! It’s a great one! Watch this!

[Unikitty plays “Row Row Row Your Boat” until her trombone stick slips out of her paw and it launches out of the trombone and into Squidward's eye, causing him to scream in pain and run into a wall.]

Unikitty: Oops! [blushes] Sorry Squidward!

Squidward: Again, too bad that didn’t kill me.

Narrator: Day four.

Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you haven't improved since we began...

[Ed is chewing on a trumpet and Leni is chewing on a flute]

Squidward: but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?

Eddy: [Loudy] CORRECT!!!

Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready?

Everyone: [grabs their instruments]

Squidward: And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four!

[Screen cuts to the outside of the music school and a blast of noise ensues, breaking the windows.]

[Cuts back inside the music school, where Squidward's face is deformed beyond recognition, his shirt's been ripped and his baton breaks]

Squidward: Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.

Trixie Lulamoon: Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with [to Knuckles] Big, Spiked Gloves!

Knuckles: What Did You Say... Punk?!

Trixie Lulamoon: [shouts loudly] BIG... SPIKED... GLOVES!!!!!!!

Knuckles: Hey! these hands and gloves aren't just for digging holes!

Trixie Lulamoon: You dare challenge Trixie?! Bring it on, you Knucklehead! Bring it on!

Vambre Warrior: [tries intervening] No, everyone. Let's be smart and bring it off.

Twilight Sparkle: Vambre is right. We’re a band and bands have to stick together.

Amy Rose: Oh, so now the Princess of Friendship is gonna preach to us!

Miles Tails Prower: Amy! Don't be like that!

Sonic: [Low volume] That's why you had no boyfriend.

[Everyone quickly begins to argue]

Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high....

[Before Squidward could get another word in, Everyone gets into a fight.]

''[Eddy and Amy Rose are yelling at each other. Lola Loud slams a drum at Eddy]''

Squidward: There's a deposit on that equipment, people!

[Everyone is now using their instruments as weapons.]

''[Knuckles and Trixie charge at each other with large woodwinds, but try to screech to a halt. And the Flexer Teacher slams them both with her cymbals]''

Squidward: Settle down, please!

''[Yumi Yoshimura and Gumball Watterson are fighting. Yumi breaks the xylophone keys from Gumball and Gumball runs away. Prohyas kicks Yumi, who growls at him before producing a trumpet with an evil grin. Prohyas realizes what's coming and runs away screaming as Yumi chases him with the trumpet.] ''

''[Everyone continues fighting. But then the scene cuts to the clock which shows it being 10 o'clock and everyone stops fighting.]''

Flamzer: Hey, it's 10 o'clock! Class is over. It's time to go home.

[The band members walk to the door making up with each other on their fight until Squidward slams the door open.]

Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness... and crushed it. Crushed it into little, tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a precision marching accident. So, thanks. Thanks for nothing.

[Squidward walks away from the building.]

Chowder: You're welcome.

Vambre Warrior: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Ami, when your little pet cat Tekirai was trapped in a fire, who rescued her?

Ami Onuki: A Fireman.

Vambre Warrior: Exactly. And Pinkie Pie, when you got you're head stuck in your party cannon, who got you out?

Pinkie Pie: Some guy with grease.

Vambre Warrior: Of course. And Krog, when-

Twilight Sparkle: [Interrupting Vambre] Uhh, Vambre. None of the things your listing have anything to do with Squidward. Could you please get on with your point?

Vambre Warrior: Oh, Right. What I was trying to say was, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or some guy with grease, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in the members of the Cartoon Crossover marching band.

Dudley Puppy: Yeah, for Squidward!

[everyone cheers]

All: Hooray!

Vambre Warrior: Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddly diddly doo.

[The scene cuts to the Music Bowl]

Squidward: I knew this was gonna happen, They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that...

[the camera zooms out to reveal Master Frown is there]

Squidward: ...MASTER FROWN DOESN'T FIND OUT! MASTER FROWN!!!! [screams] AAAAHHHH!!!!!!! What are you doing here?

Master Frown: [laughs] Oh, I just came here and wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?

Squidward: Uh, they couldn't come, things just didn't work out. Because They... died.

Master Frown: Oh, really. Then just who are all of those Mixels, ponies, people and Cartoon Crossover Characters standing behind you?

[Master Frown points to Vambre and the rest of the band of Crossovers]

Squidward: [screams and his eyes pop out] AAHH!!!!! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!!!

Vambre Warrior: We're ready to perform, Squidward.

Master Frown: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look.

[Vambre dances while flicking her tongue back and forth]

Squidward: [disappointed] That's her... eager face.

[Master Frown laughs while they all go into the Music Bowl]

Squidward: [everybody marches to the Music Bowl and starts performing.] Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town. And I also guess I’ll be moving back to Bikini Bottom sooner than I thought.

Vambre Warrior: That's the spirit, Squidward!

[The music bowl raises above a football field.]

Football Announcer: Okay, Football fans. Put your hands together for the Toon City Super Band!!!!!

[A crowd of live-action people cheering is shown.]

Blossom Utonium the Powerpuff Girl: We’re playing in A Football Field? I didn’t know about that.

Snoof the Frosticon: Yeah, Me neither.

Chowder: These are some weird looking cartoon characters.

Buhdeuce: You’re telling me. What the heck happened to there faces.

Twilight Sparkle: Maybe we're in one of those toxic waste dumps.

SwaySway: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Squidward: [Nervously] Okay, Everyone. [Glances at Master Frown, who grins and bounces his eyebrows] Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4...

''[The band starts to play a wonderful intro. Squidward opens his eyes, shocked. Vambre begins singing.]''

Vambre Warrior: [deep voice] ♪♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall, will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the world closin' in. Be on the attack with your wings on the wind. Oh, the games will begin.♪♪

[Master Frown stares in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms and hands/tentacles for conducting.]

Vambre Warrior: ♪♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪♪

''[Master Frown faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage.]''

Vambre Warrior: ♪♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the one who's last to fall. We will have a sweet, sweet, sweet victory...♪♪

''[Squidward jumps up and the scene freezes. It then fades to black.]''

THE END.