Tawog X Unikitty! Parody The Awareness.

What Is the Theme?
[Unikitty and Puppycorn grab their backpacks and are about to go to school.]

Puppycorn: Wait, isn't there some kind of theme at school this week?

Unikitty: Argh, I hate all these theme weeks! Cake week, cake crumb cleanup week, ant week, how do we get rid of ants week, anteaters week, how do we get rid of anteaters week. What is it this week?

Puppycorn: Technology week?

Unikitty: No, that was three weeks ago.

''[Flashback to three weeks ago. Unikitty and Puppycorn are standing in the hallway with Gizmo, dressed up like robots.]''

Unikitty: Happy technology week, Gizmo! Hey, who's your little friend?

Gizmo: That is a vacuum cleaner. Do you assume all machines know each other?

''[Unikitty tries to say something to defend herself against Gizmo's sound argument, but she cannot. She and Puppycorn silently walk away toward a flight of stairs.]''

Puppycorn: Dude, Technology week, remember?

Unikitty: Yuh-huh.

''[Unikitty and Puppycorn move like robots. Puppycorn moves his cardboard robot body but gets exhausted after only four tiny steps. Unikitty barely makes it up to the second step of the stairs before she falls onto her back with her arms and legs still moving, like a robot.]''

Gizmo: Not helping.

Unikitty: Oh, we haven't done history week!

Puppycorn: No, you haven't done history week.

''[Flashback to history week. Puppycorn is walking down the hall and sees Unikitty dressed up like a panda.]''

Puppycorn: Why are you dressed as a panda? It's history week. Endangered species week was last week.

Unikitty: Exactly. I'm dressed up as last week, that's history, right? Anyway, surely pandas are history by now.

Puppycorn: You just forgot, didn't you?

Unikitty: Yup.

Puppycorn: Okay, we're definitely going to mess this up again! We don't even know what the theme is!

Unikitty: Don't worry, I've got this.

Green Week
Puppycorn: I'm not sure about this.

[Unikitty and Puppycorn are wearing multiple parts of different themed costumes.]

Unikitty: Ah, come on. Chill. We've got all the bases covered.

[The bus comes to a stop, and Unikitty and Puppycorn board it]

Unikitty And Puppycorn: Huh?

[The students already on the bus are wearing several environmentally-themed constumes]

Unikitty: Oh, it's green week.

Bus Driver: Yeah! I even filled up the bus with cod liver oil instead of gas!

[The bus suddenly breaks down and comes to a stop]

Bus Driver: Wait, it's sunflower oil that works in engines. Well, looks like you're walking to school. And it was so difficult squeezing all those fish into the gas tank. [sniffs his hand and gags]

[All the students are seen walking on the sidewalk to reach school]

Puppycorn: Brennan Gerry, great detail! Even your ice caps are melting.

Brennan Gerry: Actually, it's just a hot day, but thanks for pointing it out, Puppycorn.

''[Brennan Gerry scrapes off some of his globe face-painting making it look like it's really melting. Unikitty and Puppycorn see a tired Beau with a green texture all over him.]''

Unikitty: Whoa! Love the green rainbow, Beau!

Beau: It's not a costume... I think I have food poisoning-- [vomits]

Unikitty And Puppycorn: [disgusted] Ugh!

Unikitty: Hey, Gizmo! Thank goodness. Glad we're not the only ones who've done nothing for Green Week--

[Gizmo looks like he's been shut down.]

Unikitty: Gizmo? [inspects his face] Installing updates?

Dainty: Actually, Gizmo is taking part. He turns himself off every night. Unfortunately it takes him ninety minutes to reboot.

Puppycorn: Oh. We are the only ones then.

Unikitty: Ah, well, it's only Green Week. I mean there's nothing special about flowers. Think about it. Superheroes are all named after animals and insects for a reason. The city's been invaded by evil alien robots, but fear not, Tree Man will save us! By silently standing in a field with nothing but the power of going bald annually.

Brennan Gerry: [gasps and takes out his notebook] I can already see the merch!

Unikitty: Yup, Flowers are pointless.

FeeBee: Eh-hem! I'm a flower! I think we're pretty important!

Unikitty: FeeBee! Yeah, m-me too! Flowers do loads of important things!

FeeBee: Really? Name one.

Unikitty: Only one? But there's so many!

FeeBee: Okay, then give me five.

Unikitty: Let's just start with one, shall we?

FeeBee: Okay, then give me ''one. ''

Unikitty: Uuuuuuhhhhh.......salad!!

FeeBee: [unimpressed] Salad?

Unikitty: Yeah......yeah, this whole thing is coming out wrong! Lettuce-I mean let us forget about it! It's clearly a thorny issue. Thorny? Uhh, we should just nip it in the bud.

FeeBee: No, let's not! That phrase is actually incredibly offensive to plants! Hmph! [Storms off in a huff]

Unikitty: FeeBee, wait! Let me explain!

FeeBee: Okay.

Unikitty: Ah, sorry, I got nothin'. I didn't think you'd actually turn around.

FeeBee: Hmph! [flies off]

Puppycorn: You wanna do it, or shall I?

Unikitty: You do it.

[Puppycorn shoves Unikitty's feet into her mouth.]

Some Research on Flowers
[Unikingdom School High, in the hallway]

Unikitty: I can't believe FeeBee thinks I don't care about flowers!

Puppycorn: Well, do you?

Unikitty: Yeah! I care loads! What about the, you know, big thing? The big green thing?

Puppycorn: The woods?

Unikitty: No no, the other one. Bigger. The wet one.

Puppycorn: The rainforest?

Unikitty: The rainforest! Yeah, the rainforest.

Puppycorn: What about the rainforest?

Unikitty: Well, isn't it that there's too much of it? [pause] Or....not enough?

Puppycorn: Which one?

Unikitty: Too much?

Puppycorn: Wrong. If you wanna get FeeBee to forgive you, you're going to have to do a whole lot of research.

Unikitty: Oh yeah. Absolutely. I mean, that's very important, of course. [pause] About what?

Puppycorn: FLOWERS!!

[At the school library]

Unikitty: Excuse me, I'm —

Librarian: Computers one, three, and four work. Please surf responsibly.

Unikitty: Actually, I'm here for some books.

Librarian: [whips around and drops her book] WHAT??!! Shh! Quiet! Sorry, I'm just excited! Kids only come here for the computers!

Unikitty: Yeah, no, I wanna learn about the history of flower culture!

Librarian: Ah, you're in luck! I'm doing a lecture on flower history soon, and —

Unikitty: Ooooh, sorry, I'm...busy that day.

Puppycorn: She didn't say when it was.

Unikitty: Could I just have the notes? [The librarian reaches behind her and slams a huge stack of papers onto her desk] Do the notes have notes? [She reaches behind her again and slams another huge stack of papers onto her desk] Could you just summarize it for me?

Librarian: You want me to summarize the entirety of flower culture and history?

Unikitty: Yeah! Preferably in one word.

Librarian: Photosynthesis.

Unikitty: One that I know?

Librarian: Out!

[Back in the hallway]

Unikitty: Well, I did learn one thing: the word photosynthesis. It's my way in!

Puppycorn: Do you even know what it means?

Unikitty: [blows raspberry] That's not the point. Like, why would you bother learning Australian when you can just wear the hat with the dangly cords and skip right to the good stuff?

Puppycorn: Is Australian a language?

Unikitty: Hm. I guess we'll never know. Anyway, I'm gonna go talk to FeeBee about sotophynthesis before I forget how to say it.

Puppycorn: Photosynthesis.

Unikitty: Yep! Photosynthe-see you later! [runs off]

An Amazing Photosynthesis Session
[In the courtyard, FeeBee is reading a book while Unikitty walks in front of her, talking on her phone.]

Unikitty: Yeah, yeah, totally. It was an amazing photosynthesis session. [This catches FeeBee's attention] You shoulda seen me, everyone was like, slow down, you're doin' it too hard, but I was like, nah, I'm in the zone! Yeah. Cool. Speak to you later, Puppycorn. [his phone beeps]

Phone: Calling Puppycorn.

Unikitty: [frantically hangs up] Oh hey, FeeBee! How's it growin', my favorite flower?

FeeBee: So, you've been photosynthesizing? Isn't that more of a flower thing?

Unikitty: Yeah, but I just respect the flower culture so much I got into it, you know?

FeeBee: Really?

Unikitty: Yeah, I've already done, like ppphhh, eight hours today.

FeeBee: But the sun wasn't up eight hours ago.

Unikitty: Mmh. I got a method.

FeeBee: Well, I was about to do some now, do you wanna join me?

Unikitty: Cool, yeah, count me in! I might just do mine in the shade, though.

FeeBee: Hah! Nice one. [gets off the bench] Right. Let's face the sun full-on so we can really get into it!

Unikitty: Oh. Yeah, of course. It's gotta be in direct sunlight, I was just kidding. That was a joke I got from....uh, Photosynthesis Weekly! MONTHLY!!

FeeBee: Oh, you read PM too? What did you think of the latest issue? Controversial, right?

Unikitty: I think...everything that can be said about it has been said!

FeeBee: [whispering] You're so right. Well, let's settle in, then. [gets into position]

Unikitty: Cool, cool. [awkwardly copies FeeBee's position]

[Later, FeeBee is happily photosynthesizing while Unikitty is completely dehydrated.]

Unikitty: Aaahh! Gotta love that heat, right?

FeeBee: Ho-ho, you wait till it really kicks in at noon!

''[Noon. The sun is blistering. Unikitty is even more dried out than before, while FeeBee still photosynthesizes peacefully.]''

Unikitty: How long have we got now?

FeeBee:  'Bout three minutes.

Unikitty: Hooooo!! Have you got any water?

FeeBee: Sure! You gotta have water for the session, right? [She takes a water bottle from her backpack and hands it to Unikitty, who starts to drink from it] What are you doing? Flowers drink like this! [pours some water into her roots] Ahhh. Allow me. [smugly pours the rest of the water at Unikitty's feet] Drink up!

Unikitty: Aaaaahhhhh!!

[The bell rings]

FeeBee: I've gotta go. But a guy your size, you're gonna wanna stay out here for at least another couple of hours, right? [She responds with a dehydrated scream] Oh-okay, time for me to leaf! [leans in and whispers] That's a flower joke, since I know you love flowers so much. Ciao! [flies off]

''[Suddenly, two pink arms rip out from underneath Unikitty's dried-up skin. A newly shed Unikitty tears out, completely naked, and curls up on the ground, shivering in fear. Ominous music plays. Nostromoo, in the background, sees this, and his eyes go wide in terror. Cut to him pulling the same expression on the bus and then in the shower.]''

Green Mom: Nostromoo, honey! Dinner's ready!

''[Nostromoo is still traumatized at the dinner table. His mom serves him dinner]''

Green Mom: Did you have a nice day at school?

Nostromoo: No. No, I did not.

Drawing a Line Under It
[Meanwhile, in Unikitty's bedroom]

Unikitty: This was totally uncalled for!

Puppycorn: Yes.

Unikitty: And you're sure only flowers can photosynthesize? 

Puppycorn: Yes.

Unikitty: So she obviously knew, and she didn't tell me! He took it too far, right?

Puppycorn: Yes. [turns on light] Can we please just go to sleep?

Unikitty: Sorry. [She is sitting in an ice bath inside a fishbowl, bright red and steaming] It's hard to get comfortable when even your teeth have third-degree sunburns.

Puppycorn: Look, you upset him and he got you back. Maybe you should just draw a line under it.

Unikitty: Oh, I'm going to draw a line under it alright.

Puppycorn: Good. [turns off light, then turns it back on] I feel like we're on different pages here.

Unikitty: No, no, draw a line under it, I get it, I understand. [beat] TO EMPHASIZE IT!!!

[Puppycorn turns the light off and sighs, defeated.]

It's a Flower Thing
''[FeeBee is drinking from an orange juice carton during lunch. Unikitty approaches her.]''

Unikitty: Mind of I join you? [grinning evilly] BUDDY?

FeeBee: Don't you usually have lunch with your little brother?

Unikitty: Oh, he had other plans, something to do with me going too far, people getting hurt, that sort of thing.

FeeBee: So you're not eating?

Unikitty: [grinning evilly] Oh, sure I am. I thought I thought I'd try some nice, fresh soil for lunch. [sets a bucket full of soil on the table] 'Cuz that's what flowers eat, right?

FeeBee: [glares in suspicion] Oh, absolutely. We eat soil all the time.

Unikitty: Great. 'Cause I brought enough for two. [takes out another bucket of soil and pushes it towards FeeBee]

FeeBee: [shoves it away] Yeah. Actually, I've already eaten.

Unikitty: No you haven't. I've been watching you for the last three hours and I'm absolutely sure you haven't had lunch. So tuck in.

FeeBee: Heh... ''[She scoops a spoonful of soil and lifts it to her mouth. Unikitty is about to do the same, but then sets her spoon down.]''

Unikitty: Unless this isn't a flower thing.

FeeBee: [nervously] No, no! It's a flower thing! ''[She tentatively puts the dirt into her mouth. Unikitty does the same. They both chew disgustedly, but don't swallow.]''

Unikitty: Clumpy!

FeeBee: Well, you know what else is a flower thing?

''[Cut to the two on the street next to a fire truck. FeeBee is turning on the hose, with Unikitty in its trajectory.]''

Unikitty: Are you sure this is a flower thing?

FeeBee:  'Course! We get watered every day!

Unikitty: But does the pressure have to be so high?

FeeBee: Probably.

''[She grabs the hose as the water comes on, and a massive jet of water shoots Unikitty across the street and up a waterslide Rascal is about to ride. He falls off the slide]''

Janitor: Dude! One at a time!

[The Action Police and his helpers are examining a crime scene by the road.]

Action Police: Luckily, all the evidence has been preserved, so this should be an open-and-check case. [Unikitty on the jet of water hurtles by, taking the evidence with him] And that's lunch.

[Theodore is finishing a marathon, but is exhausted and can't go on]

Theodore: Ah, it's gonna take a miracle for me to finish this race! [He notices Unikitty zooming towards him and gladly readies himself for impact, but the water jet misses him] Ah, to heck with this. [Slaps his bib on Cookie Guy, who starts running]

[Unikitty opens of a box full of bees, releasing them into the classroom.]

Unikitty: Naw, it's a flower thing!

FeeBee: [offscreen] But aren't they dangerous??

Unikitty: That's fine as long as you don't aggravate them. After all, Bees are just overweight wasps!

[Unikitty closes the window, puts sunglasses on leaves FeeBee in the classroom, freaking out as the bees swarm her face.]

FeeBee: Ahh! Aaah! Oh!.. AAAAHH!!!

[FeeBee; covered in bee stings throws bird seed at Unikitty to attract woodpeckers to peck at her.]

Unikitty: Don't tell me. Flower thing?

FeeBee: Guess so.

''[FeeBee is chained to the bottom of the lake while Unikitty wear scuba gear. Both of them talk, making bubbles. The bubbles reach the surface and pop, revealing what they said]''

FeeBee: [Bubble pops] Flower thing?

Unikitty: [Bubble pops] Yeah.

[Finally, Unikitty and a evil grinning FeeBee are shown skydiving without parachutes]

Unikitty: AAH! OKAY! I GIVE IN! I might not know anything about flowers, but skydiving without a parachute is definitely NOT A flower THING!

FeeBee: Aha! So you admit it! You DON'T know anything about flowers!

Unikitty: Aha! So YOU admit that you were aware I didn't know anything about flowers when you put me through all that stuff!

FeeBee: Aha! Then if you were aware that I knew that you knew that I was aware, why didn't you say anything?

Unikitty: Aha! Uh—no! Wait! I didn't follow any of that. Look, we'd better call a truce before this escalates any further!

FeeBee: Weed? Is that another flower joke?

Unikitty: What? No! [sighs] FeeBee, I'm sorry I called flowers pointless.

FeeBee: And I'm sorry I made you stand waist-deep in fresh manure!

[They embrace in a warm hug.]

Unikitty: Friends?

FeeBee:  'Till the end!

Unikitty: [looks down] Which, judging by the speed the ground is coming up, is in about five seconds.

''[They scream and brace for impact, until they are pulled up like a parachute. Unikitty looks up at FeeBee, and we see she has transformed into a dandelion weed. They float gracefully to the ground.]''

Unikitty: Wow. Where did that come from?

FeeBee: I don't know. Flower thing, I guess.

Unikitty: Well, thanks for teaching me something new.

FeeBee: Yeah. I'm not really convinced you learned anything about flowers, but I guess we better get out of here. I mean, you're gonna wanna go home and get milked, right?

Unikitty: Cool, cool. [stops in her tracks] Wait, you think all mammals get milked?

[Episode ends]