Shanghaied: Adagio Dazzle's Ending A Spongebob Parody

My second fanfiction with Cartoon Crossovers and Spongebob

Flain: [talking to a wax sculpture of himself] Have I told you how beautiful you are? Your fire, your beak, your eyes...a little lopsided. [takes out the right eye, fixes it then puts it back in place] There. And now that I've been immortalized in wax, I have conquered all artistic media. Come on, my precious reflection, smile!

''[Flain makes wax sculpture smile. Then he hears a crash from outside and frowns; the sculpture does as well]''

[Outside are Unikitty, Ami Onuki, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas Warrior]

Unikitty: Hike, guys, hike!

[Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas run in separate directions but Ami has a big rock.]

Ami Onuki: [drops the rock on the ground and it breaks in half while Prohyas blows a chess piece across a chessboard] You just lost three points. [she climbs the tree] One. Two. Five! [flips upside down and blows a bubble into a shape]

Pinkie Pie: G-7!!! Ooooooh!!!!!

Prohyas Warrior: G-7? King me! King me! [runs into the tree and pops the bubble] I lose!

Ami Onuki: But it's not Tuesday, Prohyas.

Prohyas Warrior: Ding dong, dang it! [Flain peeks out]

Flain: Hey! What are you four invertebrates doing?

Unikitty, Ami Onuki, Pinkie Pie & Prohyas Warrior: We don't know.

Flain: Hey, Pinkie, do you know what time it is?

Pinkie Pie: Uh, yeah, Flain, it's... [checks her watch]

Flain: Time to find some other game to play! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! ''[laughs. Turns on the record player while taking a lava bubble bath]''

Unikitty: So, Now what?

Pinkie Pie: [notices a frisbee on the ground] We could toss that frisbee back and forth.

Ami Onuki: [lands back on the ground] Great idea, Pinkie Pie!

Unikitty: [picks up frisbee] Okay, ready! ''[throws frisbee into Prohyas's belly. Prohyas shoots it into the air]''

Prohyas Warrior: Go! [Ami goes after it]

Ami Onuki: I got it! I got it! [the frisbee flies through Flain's open window, knocks into Flain's sculpture, and it falls over] I got it! I got it! I got it!

[Flain in the other room, hears a thump, but he ignores it.]

[Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas enter the room via the elevator]

Unikitty: Remember, guys, finders keepers.

Pinkie Pie: There it is! [points to the frisbee that is in the wax sculpture of Flain]

Unikitty, Ami Onuki, Pinkie Pie & Prohyas Warrior: I got it! I got it! [Prohyas pulls the shell out]

Prohyas Warrior: Bonus points! [Prohyas starts to walk off]

Unikitty: Uhh, Prohyas? I think something's wrong with Flain.

Ami Onuki: Hai, He looks unconscious.

Prohyas Warrior: Uh-oh.

Pinkie Pie: Don't worry. I know how to do this.

[Pinkie Pie tries to give CPR, but her face turns blue and she floats up to the ceiling but lets out all the air and lands on top of the wax sculpture's head]

Unikitty and Ami Onuki: Get off him, Pinkie Pie! [Pinkie Pie stands up]

Pinkie Pie: What are you worried about?

[Pinkie Pie's butt is now imprinted on the sculpture's face]

Prohyas Warrior: Yeah, He looks better already.

[Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie & Prohyas stand him up]

Unikitty: But he still feels cold.

Prohyas Warrior: Well, let's go put him in the warm.

[they bring the sculpture in front of the window with the sun shining through it]

Ami Onuki: Do you think he'll be okay?

Prohyas Warrior: I don't know, Ami. [to Pinkie Pie] Do you, Pinkie Pie?

Pinkie Pie: You know, you're all worry too much. [the sculpture begins to melt] The Pinkie Pie is here and guys I know a lot about head injuries, believe... [starts to drool as Unikitty snaps her fingers] ...me.

Prohyas Warrior: Hey, what's that on your foot Unikitty? [Unikitty looks down]

Unikitty: I don't know.

Ami Onuki: That kinda looks like... [a liquid puddle of red goo is on the floor]

Unikitty, Ami Onuki, Pinkie Pie & Prohyas Warrior: FLAIN!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [the four are screaming as they running around the goo, panicking]

(Flain is drying himself and powdering his beak)

Unikitty: No, no, that part goes here.

Prohyas Warrior: Yeah-yeah,

Pinkie Pie: that's it, uh-huh.

Unikitty: We're almost there. We can do this.

Ami Onuki: It's working, it's working...

Unikitty: This is working.

[however the sculpture melts again]

Unikitty: (Worried) Guys, this isn't WORKING!!!!!!

Prohyas Warrior: Look!

[At that moment, the fake eyes turned over as they looked worried]

Unikitty: Guys, I don't know how to say it, but our old pal Flain, he's... He's... (crying) He's pushing up daisies!

Pinkie Pie: Oh, I thought he was dead.

Ami Onuki: Well, we can respect the dead.

[Flain comes out of the bathroom wearing a white robe and covered in talcum powder (making him ghostly white)''. Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie & Prohyas cling to each other and get scared]''

Flain: [sees Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas] Aw Shnixel! (glares) What are you idiots doing here?!

[Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas Shivering With Fear As They Held Each Other.]

Flain: (frowns) Well? Are you four trying to say something, or do I have to...?

Unikitty: AAH! No, stay back!

Flain: WHAT is the matter with you guys?

Pinkie Pie: Don't, don't hurt us!

Ami Onuki: It was an accident! We Swear!

Flain: Accident?! What are you morons talking about? [he notices the goo on the floor] Aw Great! Look what you've done to me! When I get my hands on you, I'll Give Such a....

Unikitty: (sobs) Please, Flain's ghost! [Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie & Prohyas are bowing before Flain] Spare us your ghostly anger!

[Pinkie Pie is kissing Flain's feet and sobbing]

Prohyas Warrior: Oh, yes, Flain's ghost! Please don't haunt us!

Ami Onuki: We'll do anything you want! Just have mercy on us!

[Flain then gets an idea and grins devilish and evilly after realizing before speaking in a spooky haunting voice]

Flain: (haunting voice) Enough! Listen up, I am the ghost of Flain, and I am feeling unusually generous today. He hath decided to spare ye a horrible fate. (Hisses) All ye must do is tend to my every whim and tickle my fancy on demand.

Prohyas Warrior: Wait a Minute, Does that include...

Flain: [Shouts] Quiet!!! Now, do as you're told! Lest ye incur the wrath of the Infernites!

(With that, Flain left them.)

Pinkie Pie: [whispers to the others] I think they make a cream for that now.

Ami Onuki: Don't Worry, I Know Flain is Going To Pull Prank On Us.

Unikitty: Ami's right. So All We Have To Do Is Play Along While We Do His Commands.

Pinkie Pie: Good Idea.

[Later, Outside, Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas carry out Flain on his bed]

Unikitty: Here?

Flain: No, Too hot.

[Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas walk a little more then stops]

Ami Onuki: [speaking in japanese] Koko ni?

Flain: No, too boring. Keep going. Keep going.

[Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas continued walking a little more then stopping near at a World Map-like poster]

Pinkie Pie: [speaking in russian] Zdes' ?

Flain: Toulouse-Lautrec.

[A rimshot was heard before they continued walking, then stopping near the yard]

Unikitty: Too tired...

[Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas stop where they are]

Flain: [smirks] Perfect. Hmmm, I feel needy. [claps his hands] Slaves, fetch me some nourishment.

Unikitty: Only the freshest, o spooky one.

[Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas run off to find fruit]

Ami Onuki: [comes back with grapes] (smiles) A grape fresh from the vine, your ghostliness. [gives it to Flain as he eats it]

Pinkie Pie: [comes back with a banana] A banana peeled to your liking, your incorporealness. [squeezes it into Flain's mouth]

Prohyas Warrior: [comes back with a watermelon] One watermelon... [drops it into Flain's mouth, who keels over due to the weight] fresh from the manure fields, your spookiness.

[on the ground, Flain's head is shaped like the watermelon]

Unikitty: Art thou not pleased? [Flain spits out the watermelon]

Flain: [frowns] Enough of that! I want something else to eat now. Something that's very difficult to find.

Pinkie Pie: So, What do you hunger for, master?

Ami Onuki: Whatever you want, we'll find it. We'll find it.

Flain: [smirks] Give Me A Cherry pie. [Prohyas holds up a cherry pie] (shocked) Huh, Where'd you get that?

Prohyas Warrior: I found it. [Flain takes it and throws it somewhere]

Flain: Well, go find it again! (To Ami and Pinkie Pie) You two, The Pink Haired Ones! You two Will Bring Me, An Apple Pie! Now Go!

[Ami, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas go searching for the pies, leaving only Unikitty]

Flain: Unikitty, get over here. Now spin around. [Unikitty turns around] That's better. Now jog in place. [Unikitty jogs in place] Say "flank steak".

Unikitty: Flank steak.

Flain: (grins) [to the viewers] I think I'm beginning to like this. [to Unikitty] Okay, You Can Stop, Now. [Unikitty stops] Now, play me an elaborate song with this! [gives Unikitty a tissue]

Unikitty: But this is just a piece of tissue paper.

Flain: (frowns) Oh, my. Always having to have it our way, don't we? Oh, boo-hoo. (mockingly) What A Pity.

[Unikitty blows through the tissue to try and get it to make music]

Unikitty: [Tearfully] I can't do it!

Flain: [glances] Well, I hope you don't have any plans tonight, Dorky, because you're not allowed to leave that spot until I hear a song. [walks away]

[Day turns into night and into day again and Unikitty is lying on the ground with the tissue on her nose]

Unikitty: [inner thoughts] Ugh! I Don't Think He's Pulling A Prank! I'm Such A Idiot.

[the next morning, the frowning Flain came to Unikitty]

Flain: What's this? Napping on the job, Eh? You're supposed to be making music for me. As punishment for this insolence, the ghost of Flain commandeth you to clean out his entire back room.

Ami Onuki: [she, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas come back with two pies] Phew, finally found Them.

[However, Flain quickly takes it]

Flain: I'll take that! [throws the pie in Pinkie Pie's face, Pinkie Pie winced a bit while Flain walks away]

Pinkie Pie: Yes, your ghostliness! [licks filling off her face]

Prohyas Warrior: This is fun. Ha-ha!

(Later, At Flain's House, Unikitty, Ami and Pinkie Pie come near at the Entrence Of Flain's Back Room)

Unikitty: Guys, are you ready for this?

Ami Onuki: Ready.

Pinkie Pie: Yes.

Prohyas Warrior: You Bet.

Unikitty: Okay, let's go.

[Unikitty walks a couple steps forward with Ami and Pinkie Pie following]

Unikitty: Uh... Prohyas, are you coming?

[Prohyas is facing the wrong way]

Prohyas Warrior: Yes.

Ami Onuki: Uh... Prohyas, I think it's this way.

Prohyas Warrior: Where?

Pinkie Pie: Here.

Prohyas Warrior: [turns around] Oh, coming!

[the four enter a room in the back with a bunch of junk in it]

Prohyas Warrior: How are we going to clean up all this mess?

Unikitty: It's easy. Just tear this wallpaper off! [tears the wall]

[Ami, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas giggled until Ami noticed something]

Ami Onuki: [notices] Oh look, you missed some.

[they looked at it with Pinkie Pie gasping]

[Unikitty, Ami and Prohyas pick up a book]

Unikitty: Oh, let's see. Hey guys, It's a comic book.

Prohyas Warrior: Yeah! and look at this. It's the Origin of the Ghost Lifty. [shows a picture in the book] It says when he died they cremated his body and buried his ashes and all of the stolen stuff he stole in the cemetery.

Ami Onuki: Now he haunts all of Toon City because he was never put to rest. Nani?

Unikitty: Well, don't you get it, guys?

Pinkie Pie: We're going to go shopping?

Unikitty and Prohyas Warrior: No!

Ami Onuki: [speaking in japanese] Chigau!

Unikitty: We're gonna put poor old Flain to rest. And I Know Just Where To Start. Who's with me?

Pinkie Pie: I do!

Ami Onuki: Watashi!

Prohyas Warrior: Me!

[Later, Flain is laying on the couch, Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie & Prohyas spit spitballs at him]

Flain: (normal voice) Gah! Ow! What the heck was that?

Unikitty: Initiation! (giggled) That was part one of your ceremony.

Flain: [gets up on the couch] Ceremony for what?

Ami Onuki: We're going to put you to rest.

Flain: I don't want to be put to rest! All I want are those chores done. Now, did you clean the back room yet?

Prohyas Warrior: Of course, We did!

Pinkie Pie: Yeah.

Unikitty: Yes.

Ami Onuki: Hai.

Flain: Oh, really? I'm going to go check.

''[Flain walks off. He opens the door and he sees Prohyas, Pinkie Pie, Ami & Unikitty with a coffin]''

Flain: WHAT THE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Pinkie Pie: Okay, get in. Hop Aboard. Land Of The Living Dead Ain't Aboard Itself.

Flain: Are you Lost Your Marbles?! I'm not getting in that thing!

Unikitty: But, you said we could put you to rest.

Flain: I didn't say anything like that! Now, get out of my house!

Prohyas Warrior: Argh! Fine!

[With that, Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas walked out]

[Just then, Flain frowned, hearing noises outside]

Flain: Now what? [Flain sees Ami writing on a tombstone]

Ami Onuki: I wrote "Here lies Flain: Leader of the Infernites and Loyal Mixel...."

Flain: [screams] AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Unikitty: (waving) Oh, hi, Flain. Does this look deep enough?

Flain: Guys!!!!! [turns back to Flain] Cut that out!!!!!

[Just then, they heard mourning before looking back.]

Pinkie Pie: Oh, look, the mourners have arrived.

''[There's a bus with a load of characters and citizens of Toon City are in front of Flain's house. Including SwaySway, Buhdeuce, Dudley Puppy, Kitty Katswell, Yumi Yoshimura, Vambre Warrior, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Chowder, Mung Daal, Gumball Watterson, Darwin Watterson, Anais watterson, Nicole Watterson, Richard Watterson, The Powerpuff Girls, Professor Utonium, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, Harvey Beaks, Vulk, Zorch, Burnard, Meltus, Flamzer, the Cragsters, the Electroids, the Frosticons, the Fang Gang, the Flexers, the Glorp Corp, the Spikels, the Wiztastics, the Orbitons, the Glowkies, the Klinkers, the Lixers, the Weldos, the Munchos, the MCPD, the Medivals, the Mixies, the MCFD, the Pyrratz, the Medix, the Trashoz, the Nindjas, the Newzers, Booger, Scrud, Blip, Zabo, All of the Background Mixels and the other citizens of Toon City]''

SwaySway: Oh, Flain, we all came as soon as we were sure you were dead.

Flain: Guys, are you trying to put me in the nuthouse?!

Ami Onuki: (points to the hole) No, just into this hole.

Flain: [Groans then sighs] Guys, I have a confession to make. [rubs the powder off his face]

Prohyas Warrior: [gasps] You're red?!

Flain: Red? Yes! It's because, I'm alive! Now get rid of that tombstone and tell all your friends and the other citizens of Toon City to Cancel it and go home!

Unikitty: But-

Flain: Do it!

Unikitty: (talking to everyone) Funeral's Cancelled. Sorry. And Everyone, Just Go home.

[everyone gets back on bus sadly]

Ami Onuki: But... Master--

Flain: I'm not your master, I'm the Leader of the Infernites. Now do me a favor and stop doing me favors! [walks off]

Unikitty and Ami Onuki: [said in unison] As you wish, master.

Flain: D'oh!! Grrr!!! [Flain groans]

[At that moment, There comrades came to them.]

Pinkie Pie: Boy, he really had us fooled.

Prohyas Warrior: I knew he was a jerk!

Ami Onuki: No, Guys, even though he's the fool, he still our good friend.

Unikitty: Yeah, But Now, He's a ghost in denial. He needs us now more than ever.

Prohyas Warrior: Yeah.

Pinkie Pie: You're right.

Ami Onuki: Hai.

Prohyas Warrior: He really needs to get up to the great beyond.

Unikitty: (realizes) Prohyas, say that again.

Prohyas Warrior: That again?

Ami Onuki: No, the other thing.

Prohyas Warrior: No, the other thing.

Pinkie Pie: No, what you said before when you...

Prohyas Warrior: No, what you said before when you...

Unikitty: Never mind! I've got a Plan That Can Work

Prohyas Warrior: Never mind! I've got a Plan That Can Work.

''[Later, Flain, in his normal outfit, is reclining on his chair outside. Unikitty is trying to blow a bubble big enough to get Flain]''

Unikitty: I can't reach him!

Pinkie Pie: Blow harder!

''[Unikitty blows a big bubble to consume Flain. The bubble lifts Flain gently from his chair. The Infernite doesn't notice that he's floating.]''

Prohyas Warrior: There he goes!

Ami Onuki: Isn't he beautiful?

Pinkie Pie: How high's he going to go? [Flain sees he's floating]

Unikitty: All the way, Guys, up to the great beyond.

[Unikitty, Ami, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas wave to Flain]

Prohyas Warrior: (waving) Goodbye, friend!

Ami Onuki: Sayōnara, Flain-chan!

Pinkie Pie: Happy trails!

[Flain pounds his fists on the bubble and tries to yell, but his voice is so distorted by the soapy wall that unintelligible muffled noises come through]

Unikitty, Ami Onuki, Pinkie Pie and Prohyas Warrior: You're welcome!

Unikitty: (sighs) He's on the other side now.

Ami Onuki: Yeah.

[Flain is in a bubble in space]

Ami Onuki:  He's in a better place.

[Flain moans in the bubble]

Flain: (meekly) Help?!

THE END.