Unikitty X Spongebob Parody Shanghaied

My Six Spongebob and Unikitty with Cartoon Crossovers Fanfiction with Sci-Twi [Twilight Sparkle] from Equestria Girls

[episode starts]

Dr. Fox: [yawns] Mmm, Cookironi Crisps! With free Cubit prizes inside! [checks in the cereal box but then a giant anchor comes crashing through Dr. Fox's Lab] Holy smokes!

''[Dr. Fox runs out to Buhdeuce]''

Dr. Fox: Buhdeuce! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Buhdeuce!

[Buhdeuce pokes his head through the window]

Dr. Fox: Buhdeuce! The sky had a baby!

Buhdeuce: [Looks at the anchor and annoyed at Dr. Fox's idiocy] That's not a baby! That's a giant anchor! Now go away!

[Hawkodile comes over]

Hawkodile: [Stupidly] Hey, Dr. Fox! The sky had a baby!

Dr. Fox: I know! What do you think we should name it?

Hawkodile: How about...

Buhdeuce: Why don't you two go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away!

[An anchor crashes into the Breadwinners Swamp Pad]

Buhdeuce: [angry] Now look what you've done!

Dr. Fox: We didn't do it, Buhdeuce. Our Hands are clean!

''[Dr. Fox and Hawkodile show their spotless hands]''

Hawkodile: Clean...

Sci-Twi: [walks in] Hey guys, what's going on?

Buhdeuce: [on top of the Swamp Pad] Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing.

Dr. Fox: Wouldn't that be the top?

[Buhdeuce starts to climb the rope]

Dr. Fox: Buhdeuce, wait! Wait!

Hawkodile: Buhdeuce! ''[Dr. Fox, Hawkodile and Sci-Twi start climbing the rope also]''

Sci-Twi: It could be Dangerous!

(A timecard shows up on the screen)

French Narrator: A few inches later...

[The scene cuts back to Buhdeuce, Dr. Fox, Hawkodile and Sci-Twi, who are still climbing the rope]

Dr. Fox: [points up] Ship!

Hawkodile: Dr. Fox, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world?

Dr. Fox: No, look, a giant ship!

''[A giant green ship is seen. Hawkodile and Sci-Twi are shocked to see there were wrong] ''

Sci-Twi: That ship looks messy.

[Buhdeuce is not amused.]

Buhdeuce: Great! Let's go! Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind.

Dr. Fox: I don't know, Buhdeuce. That ship has a spooky green glow around it.

Buhdeuce: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean or drop its anchors in the right place.

Dr. Fox: Buhdeuce, wait! [all 4 reach the top]

Buhdeuce: All right, who owns this crate?

[Buhdeuce notices a door that says "owner" and begins to knock on it]

Buhdeuce: Come on out! I wanna file a complaint!

''[Dr. Fox looks around the ship]''

Dr. Fox: Uh guys. doesn't this place seem familiar?

Hawkodile: I don't know. Why?

Dr. Fox: I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell?

[Buhdeuce rings the doorbell]

Hawkodile: Yes!

Sci-Twi: You're all right!

Dr. Fox: I know who owns this boat but I just can't place the name.

''[Dr. Fox walks by a barrel that says "property of the Flying Dutchman"]''

Flying Dutchman: Rawr!

Dr. Fox: No, no, it's not "rawr!"

Flying Dutchman: I am the Flying Dutchman!

Dr. Fox: That's it! [Stupidly] Buhdeuce, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!

Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair?

Dr. Fox: [Oblivious] It's Buhdeuce. He wants to complain to you.

[the Flying Dutchman gives an evil look to Buhdeuce as he waits for answer]

Buhdeuce: [Nervously] I...no, I don't.

Dr. Fox: Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all?

[the Flying Dutchman glares angrily at Buhdeuce]

Buhdeuce: [laughs nervously] I never said that.

Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship is worse than insultin' his mother!

Dr. Fox: No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship.

[the Flying Dutchman shoots fire out his nose frying up Buhdeuce]

Buhdeuce: [screams] Ow.

Flying Dutchman: [looks over to Dr Fox, Hawkodile and Sci-Twi] You're next!

Dr. Fox, Hawkodile and Sci-Twi: [screaming and jumping off the ship] That was a close one! [land back on the ship]

Flying Dutchman: Welcome back!

Dr. Fox: [She, Hawkodile and Sci-Twi scream and jump off the ship] That was a closer one! [land back on the ship]

Flying Dutchman: Welcome back!

''[Dr. Fox, Hawkodile and Sci-Twi scream and they jump off the ship]''

Buhdeuce: Hey! How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's...

[the Flying Dutchman zaps Buhdeuce while Dr. Fox, Hawkodile and Sci-Twi land back on the ship]

Flying Dutchman: So, are you gonna try that again?

Hawkodile: Probably. 

[the Flying Dutchman zaps Buhdeuce]

Flying Dutchman: How 'bout now?

Hawkodile: Uhh...

Buhdeuce: [covers Hawkodile's beak with his hand] No, no, they're not. Whew.

[the Flying Dutchman zaps Buhdeuce]

Flying Dutchman: Now listen. [takes out a "Ghost Rule Book"] Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever! [closes rule book] And, uhh [opens rule book], ever. [closes rule book]

Buhdeuce: [sarcastically] Will we be getting business cards?

Flying Dutchman: [zaps Buhdeuce once more] SILENCE!!!! You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It'll be grueling, mind- numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television.

Buhdeuce: Now you listen here, mister. If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're quazy! I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting!

[Buhdeuce holds up a green jockstrap]

Buhdeuce: Whoever told you that having oil lamps next to hardwood paneling was a good idea...

[the Flying Dutchman picks up Buhdeuce]

Buhdeuce: Oh my bap, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me...

[the Flying Dutchman unzips something in mid-air]

Buhdeuce: Oh, gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act?

''[the Flying Dutchman tosses Buhdeuce into the Fly of Despair. Buhdeuce screams as he falls inside the Fly of Despair. Dr. Fox, Hawkodile and Sci-Twi watch Buhdeuce disappear out of sight with a clearly worried expression.]''

Flying Dutchman: [closes Fly of Despair] Would anyone else like to enter the "Fly of Despair"?

Dr. Fox: [Terrified] No! We know our place now, Mr. Dutchman!

Hawkodile: [Terrified as well] We'll do anything you say!

Sci-Twi: [Also terrified as well] Yeah, Anything!

Flying Dutchman: Then, for starters, you can...swab the deck! [hands them a mop and a bucket]

Dr. Fox: Look, Guys! A real life ghost mop!

Hawkodile: And I got this hat!

Flying Dutchman: Listen! We're heading down to Toon City tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want this ship to look good and scary!

Dr. Fox: You mean you want it to look good... and scary. Well, I think we can probably...

Hawkodile: [puts the bucket on his head] No! No! I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary.

Dr. Fox: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good!

Hawkodile: I don't get it.

Dr. Fox: Look at me! It's easy! It simply means that...

Flying Dutchman: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings and bugs in the sink.

Dr. Fox: So, you don't want it to look good?

Flying Dutchman: GET MOVING!!

''[Dr. Fox Hawkodile and Sci-Twi are scared]''

Sci-Twi: (Terrified) Okay, Flying Dutchman! We'll do are best!

''[Dr. Fox, Hawkodile and Sci-Twi start mopping]''

Dr. Fox and Hawkodile and Sci-Twi: [singing while sweeping with the mop and bucket] A sailor's life is a wonderful life! / A wonderful life for sure!

[the camera cuts to the next scene]

Flying Dutchman: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Toon City ablaze with fear! [howls like a wolf]

Dr. Fox: [bleats like a sheep]

Hawkodile: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!

Sci-Twi: (Sighs) This is pathetic.

Flying Dutchman: [howls like a wolf]

Dr. Fox: [bleats like a sheep]

Hawkodile: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee! [the Flying Dutchman is going to howl again but Hawkodile cuts him off] Leedle-eedle-eedle- eedle-eedle! [the Flying Dutchman is going to howl again but Hawkodile cuts him off] Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! [the Flying Dutchman is going to howl again but Hawkodile cuts him off] Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle!

[Very long and awkward silence]

Flying Dutchman: Eh, that'll do. Okay, you with the glasses, since the crocodile bird is working the navigation, it's up to you to find our first victim. Here. Use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight!

Dr. Fox: Let's see who we can find. [spins telescope on ground] Captain, there's a guy we can scare.

''[the telescope points to Shadow The Hedgehog. The Flying Dutchman stares wide eyed, then nervously blows on the telescope, spinning it slightly to land on Harvey Beaks]''

Harvey Beaks: I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three!

Flying Dutchman: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Crocodile bird, take us behind those rocks.

Hawkodile: Moving behind the rocks!

Sci-Twi: No Hawkodile, wait!

[Hawkodile moves the ship, scratching and tearing up through the rocky parts of the ground]

Dr. Fox: Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good... and... stop. Don't worry, Captain', we'll buff out those scratches.

Flying Dutchman: All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal.

[the Flying Dutchman scares Harvey Beaks from behind a rock]

Flying Dutchman: BOO!!! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates!

[The Flying Dutchman points to Dr. Fox and Hawkodile who are getting confused]

Dr. Fox: Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again.

Sci-Twi: (sighs) This stinks.

Flying Dutchman: With the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates!

''[Dr. Fox, Hawkodile and Sci-Twi come out and Dr. Fox does a little trick with her fingers, Sci-Twi Facepalms] ''

Hawkodile: How does he do that?

Flying Dutchman: Get back on the ship.

Dr. Fox and Hawkodile: It is still a mystery!

 

Sci-Twi: We're sorry.

Flying Dutchman: Never mind.

Harvey Beaks: Those guys are dorks.

Flying Dutchman: Yes, but they're my dorks. ''[goes back to showing Dr. Fox and Hawkodile steering through the rocks tearing up the ship. the Flying Dutchman looks annoyed]''

Dr. Fox: You're good. You're good. You're good.

''[the Flying Dutchman, goes through Toon City terrorizing a citizen named Astroy The Orbiton while Dr. Fox and Hawkodile do stupid tricks. Sci-Twi facepalms, Later, the ship is still getting wrecked]''

Dr. Fox: You're good. You're good. You're good.

''[the Flying Dutchman, goes through Downtown Toon City terrorizing a citizen named Grup The Dragon while Dr. Fox and Hawkodile do stupid tricks. Sci-Twi facepalms, Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked]''

Dr. Fox: You're good. You're good. You're good.

[the Flying Dutchman scares Knuckles The Echidna while Dr. Fox and Hawkodile in figure- skate in purple and gold tights, Sci-Twi puts her hand on her face and shakes her head, back on the ship.]

Dr. Fox: Why do you think the Flying Dutchman asked us to wait in our bunk room?

Hawkodile: Maybe he's gonna give us a reward!

Dr. Fox: Like movie passes?

Hawkodile: Or an oversized coffee mug?!

Sci-Twi: Or he feels disappointed because we failed him.

''[Dr. Fox and Hawkodile start bouncing insanely less Sci-Twi]''

Flying Dutchman: I've been thinking. Please stop bouncing!

''[Dr. Fox and Hawkodile stop bouncing]''

Flying Dutchman: This whole crew for eternity thing isn't working out. It's not really you so much as it is me.

Dr. Fox: You're setting us free?

Flying Dutchman: Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. See you at dinner!

''[Dr. Fox, Hawkodile and Sci-Twi scream]''

Sci-Twi: [frightened with eyes widened] What are we gonna do?!

Hawkodile: Wait, I have an idea!

Dr. Fox: Really?! What is it?

Hawkodile: Let's leave!

Dr. Fox: But the door is locked and the only way out is through the...perfume department.

''[Dr. Fox points to a room full of perfume and a lot of real life customers]''

Hawkodile: Let's do it.

''[Dr. Fox gulps. They try to run through the department but get sprayed with all sorts of perfume. Someone even goes as far as removing Hawkodile's gas mask and spraying him in the face with perfume. They exit the department]''

Dr. Fox: [panting] I always hate going in there! Let's never do that again!

Hawkodile: Yeah!

Sci-Twi: Agreed!

Dr. Fox: [hears something strange] Wait! Listen!

[the Flying Dutchman is in his room]

Flying Dutchman: Dear Diary: I told them I'm going to eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin showed me just for the occasion. Ahh, it's a good thing I found my dining sock again. Remember the last time I lost me dining sock, I couldn't eat for a whole week. Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever happen...

[The Flying Dutchman notices his sock is gone and sees Dr. Fox, Hawkodile And Sci-Twi peeping on him before escaping.]

Flying Dutchman: [On the ship, Dr. Fox and Hawkodile and Sci-Twi are running but the the Flying Dutchman pops out in front of them] Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't eat without it!

Dr. Fox: Never!

Flying Dutchman: Okay, then... [he tries to zap Dr. Fox, but she holds up the sock as protection] Ahh! Oh! Give it to me!

Dr. Fox: No! [Sock begins to tear]

Flying Dutchman: [panicking] Wait! You're stretching out the elastic!

Hawkodile: It would seem we have reached an impasse.

Flying Dutchman: The crocodile bird is right. Tell you what. You give me back the sock, and I'll give you... three wishes.

Hawkodile: Make it five.

Flying Dutchman: Four.

Hawkodile: Three. You can take it or leave it.

Flying Dutchman: (gives him an odd stare) Okay... uhh, three. You get three wishes.

Dr. Fox: Wow! Three wishes, Guys. Isn't that great?

Hawkodile: Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier!

[the clock goes backwards one minute]

Sci-Twi: Hawkodile!

Flying Dutchman: Okay. You got two wishes left.

[Hawkodile smiles with embarrassment at an angry Dr. Fox and Sci-Twi]

Dr. Fox: [taps Hawkodile on the shoulder] Well, we still have two more. How exciting! I wish Buhdeuce were here to see this.

''[Cut to Buhdeuce, who is screaming as he is still falling through a hole in the Fly of Despair. and crashes onto his bed]''

Buhdeuce: [Relieved] Boy. I'm glad all that's over.

[Buhdeuce disappears in the bedroom and re-appears on the ship]

Dr. Fox and Hawkodile: Buhdeuce! you're back! [Buhdeuce looks around shocked]

Buhdeuce: [annoyed] Oh My Bap, [facepalms] You gotta be kidding me!

Sci-Twi: [annoyed as well] Welcome to my world.

Dr. Fox: Buhdeuce, Guess what? the Flying Dutchman gave us three wishes! Hawkodile used the first one and I guess I... [realizing] just used the second one.

Buhdeuce: Well, then, the last one you owe me because you know who got me back into this mess!

Hawkodile: [Protesting] Wait! I think it belongs to me! [everyone starts to argue] Because I didn't really get a real wish, so why should you get a wish...

Sci-Twi: [Angrily] No, I want the last wish!

Dr. Fox: [Angrily] Well, that's not right because... [their arguing devolves into incoherent yelling, babbling and shouting]

Dr. Fox's Ending Edit
[...]

Flying Dutchman: That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. [uses the eeny- meenie-minie-mo method] Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if they holler, let them go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... [finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo] You are it! [stops on Dr. Fox]

Buhdeuce: Now, think, Dr. Fox! We're about to get eaten. What can you wish for to make it so we don't get eaten?

Dr. Fox: Don't worry, Buhdeuce. I've got it all figured out. He won't be able to eat us because...I wish the Flying Dutchman was a vegetarian! [the Flying Dutchman turns into a vegetarian and Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, Sci-Twi and Buhdeuce re-appear in front of Dr Fox's Lab but you can only see their heads]

Dr. Fox: Hooray!

Hawkodile: Woo-Hoo!

Sci-Twi: Yes!

Buhdeuce: Yeah Boy!

Dr. Fox: We're home!

Hawkodile: You did it my love. We're saved!

Sci-Twi: Yeah, you did it!

Buhdeuce: But, why have we been turned into fruits? [their bodies have been turned into fruits and they are in a blender]

Flying Dutchman: Hey! I get a wish too! Fruit prevents scurvy! [slices a banana while whistling Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, Sci-Twi, and Buhdeuce bounce away in the blender] Hey! Get back here with that! I'll get ya! ''[He chases them around the ship, which is now a hippie-themed Volkswagen with a main mast. The episode ends.]''

[...]

Hawkodile's Ending Edit
[...]

Flying Dutchman: That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. [uses the eeny- meenie-minie-mo method] Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if they holler, let them go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... [finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo] You are it! [stops on Hawkodile]

Dr. Fox: That's you, Hawkodile. Make your wish.

Hawkodile: Umm...

Buhdeuce: Wait, Hawkodile. Listen, I do not particularly want to be trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time... ''[demonstrates the length of eternity as if it were a piece of string. Hawkodile's eyes look at each end]'' Understand?

Dr. Fox: [rushes in] Hawkodile, you've got to think harder than you ever thought before.

Sci-Twi: I don't wanna be eaten!

Hawkodile: Uhh...

Dr. Fox: That's not going to do it! Think harder!

Hawkodile: [thinks harder] Uhh...

Buhdeuce: [simultaneously with Dr. Fox and Sci-Twi] You can do it! Come on! Put on your thinking cap! Come on!

Dr. Fox: [simultaneously with Buhdeuce and Sci-Twi] Come on, Hawkodile! Yes, think, think really hard! [Hawkodile goes really intensely thinking] Yes, Hawkodile! You're doing good!

Sci-Twi: [simultaneously with Buhdeuce and Dr. Fox] You can do it buddy!

Hawkodile: [his head's toaster ejects bread] Okay! I got it!

Flying Dutchman: Thou wish is granted.

''[Gum appears in Hawkodile's hand. He eats some gum.]''

Hawkodile: Oh, I'm sorry... Want some gum?

''[Dr. Fox, Sci-Twi and Buhdeuce are shocked]''

Sci-Twi: What?!

Buhdeuce: You wished for gum?

Hawkodile: Well, if we're going to be there forever, we might as well have fresh breath!

''[Dr. Fox, Sci-Twi and Buhdeuce take a piece of gum each and chews some gum as well]''

''[Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, Sci-Twi, and Buhdeuce complain in Flying Dutchman's belly]''

Dr. Fox: Come on, mister, let us out! Don't be so mean! Don't be so fatty!

Hawkodile: Aaaah! Let us out!

Buhdeuce: Come on! Give us one more wish!

Sci-Twi: Please let us out!

Flying Dutchman: Ahh... Minty!

[...]

Buhdeuce's Ending Edit
[...]

Flying Dutchman: That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. [uses the eeny- meenie-minie-mo method] Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if they holler, let them go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... [finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo] You are it! [stops on Buhdeuce]

Dr. Fox: Buhdeuce! You get to have a wish! A great big wish!

Buhdeuce: That's right! And you know what I wish?

Hawkodile: No!

Buhdeuce: I wish that I never met you three bread-heads before in my entire life!

Flying Dutchman: So be it. [magically makes Dr. Fox, Hawkodile and Sci-Twi not know Buhdeuce]

Dr. Fox: Hi there. I don't believe we've met. My name is Dr. Fox and these are my friends Hawkodile and Sci-Twi.

Hawkodile: Hi.

Sci-Twi: Hello.

Buhdeuce: What?! That's not what I meant!

Flying Dutchman: Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner. [grabs out a metal knife and fork]

Dr. Fox: [in The Flying Dutchman's belly] And what did you say your name was?

Buhdeuce: [also in Flying Dutchman's belly] I'm Buhdeuce Von Deuce Bersukovich The First. I'm a Breadwinner and I'm SwaySway's loyal co-pilot, partner and best bud in bread delivery.

Dr. Fox: Oh, nice to meet you, Buhdeuce. We have plenty of time to know each other, I guess. [laughs]

Buhdeuce: [groans] Ugh, Bubble Nuggets.

[...]

Sci-Twi's (Twilight Sparkle) Ending Edit
[...]

Flying Dutchman: That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. [uses the eeny- meenie-minie-mo method] Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if they holler, let them go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... [finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo] You are it! [stops on Sci-Twi]

Dr. Fox: You got the last wish Sci-Twi!

Buhdeuce: Quick, make your wish to get out of here!

Hawkodile: I don't wanna be trapped here!

Sci-Twi: Don't worry guys, I got it, I wish we were all home.

Flying Dutchman: As your wish.

''[Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, Sci-Twi and Buhdeuce re-appear in front of Sci-Twi's house]''

Dr. Fox: You did it Sci-Twi we're home!

Hawkodile: Yeah, we're saved!

Buhdeuce: Yeah! But why have we been turned into eggs?

[they have been turned into eggs in a frying pan with beacon]

Flying Dutchman: Time to eat my breakfast!

''[Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, Sci-Twi and Buhdeuce screams]''

[...]