Unikitty X Spongebob Parody Graveyard Shift

another Fanfiction with Crossovers characters based on the spongebob squarepants episode Graveyard Shift.

French Narrator: Ah. The Crossover Restaurant. The Toon City's premiere daytime eatery. Where it will be closing time right about...

Twilight Sparkle: [talks cheerfully as she switches the “Open” sign to "Closed" using magic] Now! 8:00! Whew! Finally, thank goodness, now I can return home for a good nights rest. So long, everyone! Because tomorrow, I’m leaving! Woohoo! Now if you’ll excuse me, [pulling out her books using magic] I’ve got some good books to read and-. [Zaptor the Electroid Mixel shows up at the door and knocks on it, causing Twilight to drop her books] What the?

Zaptor: Hey, Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: What do you want?

Zaptor: Are you open?

Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, Zaptor, please [points to the sign] Read the sign. ‘Closed’.

Zaptor: Um, [ignores her] I'll have a Hamlogna Sandwich Deluxe and a double chili cheese fries.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh No, won’t! Zaptor, please…. if you wanted food, you should have come earlier? I can't hang around here all night long! I've got a life! And I need to get my beauty sleep.

Zaptor: Well, fine, Twilight, if you don't want my money!

SwaySway: [says cheerfully] [offscreen] Did someone say Money?!

[SwaySway then falls from the ceiling on top of Twilight Sparkle]

SwaySway: Pardon me sir, but do You mean to say that, if we stayed open later, you'd eat in and give us your money?

Zaptor: [pulls out cash; Bubbles Utonium the Powerpuff Girl, SpongeBob SquarePants, Gumball Watterson, and Grandpa Max Tennyson appear behind him] Sure! I mean, I don’t see why not. But I was gonna order to go.

SwaySway: Meh, that works too. [to Twilight Sparkle] Good news, Princess Twilight! [tears up the “Closed” sign] You are hereby welcome aboard to what we in the business call: the night shift.

Twilight Sparkle: The…night shift?!

SwaySway: You bet’cha, From now on, The Crossover Restaurant is open 24 hours a day.!

Twilight Sparkle: [backs away] W-W-WHAT?!?!?!

[Zaptor and the other citizens of Toon City barge in cheering and tramples Twilight Sparkle]

Leni Loud: Woooooow! Now we never have to stop working!

Twilight Sparkle: [gets up] 24 hours? Really?! SwaySway, you can't be serious!

SwaySway: See ya in the morning, girls! I can't hang around here all night, some of us have earlier morning jobs. So good luck, & who knows…. you may even get Princess Luna to come in, & business will be booming! And tonight, I've got a life! [leaves the Crossover Restaurant]

Twilight Sparkle: B-b-but, wait, SwaySway?! [puts her hoof on her head and groans] Ugh, you gotta be kidding me.

Leni Loud: Isn't this great, Twilight?! Just you and me together for hours and hours and hours?! And then the sun'll come up and it'll be tomorrow and we'll still be working! [gasps] …I just realized something about this? It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! [jumps on cash register counter] Are you ready to rock Twilight?!

Twilight Sparkle: ...............No.

Leni Loud: Good! 'Cause we've got customers! [jumps through the window above the register, into the kitchen]

Twilight Sparkle: [muttering to herself] Why I accept working at here? This is the terrible mistake that I made! [walks to the cash register]

[Harvey Beaks walks up to counter; Twilight gives him a baseball bat]

Twilight Sparkle: [said to Harvey Beaks] Here. Please hit me as hard as you can.

Harvey Beaks: [gasps] Goodness, Twilight! I-I could never-!

Leni Loud: Pst, Hey, Twilight. I'm working in the kitchen… [laughs] hehehe... at night!

Twilight Sparkle: [takes her hat off; leans her head on counter] Don't hold back, Harvey.

[the scene cuts to Leni in the kitchen]

Leni Loud: Hey, Twilight! Guess what? I'm chopping lettuce!........ at night.

[the scene cuts to Leni in the bathroom wiping it clean with herself wrapped in sponges]

Leni Loud: Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom!........ at night.

[the scene cuts to Leni at the grill picking up spatula, misses the spatula and hits the grill]

Leni Loud: [screams] OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I BURNT MY HAND!!!.......................... at night.

[the scene cuts to Leni walking on the counter, and near to Twilight Sparkle in the counter, singing to the tune of Charge annoying her]

Leni Loud: Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, na-na-na-na-night! NIGHT!

Twilight Sparkle: LENI!!!! WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!?! Here! [gives Leni a bag of garbage] Now would you please give me a moment's peace and go take out the trash?

Leni Loud: [excited] Really?!

Twilight Sparkle: Yes! and Remember, I won a bet, & you gotta take out the trash?

Leni Loud: All right! [takes the bag from Twilight] Taking out the trash. Taking out the trash...at night. [stops at the door] Um, Y-you mean.… [gulps] go outside?

Twilight Sparkle: That's where the dumpster is, yes.

Leni Loud: Erm.... I don't know, Twilight. [leans face against window] It's kinda dark out there. And, well…. the location seems kind of scary?

Twilight Sparkle: Hmm..... But I thought you liked the night shift. I mean, after all, you were the one who said to “giggle at the ghosties”.....

Leni Loud: [gulps harder] You're right, Twilight! [lifts bag over her head] For the Crossover Resturaunt!

[Leni runs out of the building to the dumpster, screaming and panicking the whole way.]

Leni Loud: Aaaaaughhh! [She throws the trash bag into the dumpster and reenters the building, panting heavily before she wipes her sweat off] Whew! [sighs and confidently says] There! [snapping her fingers] Piece of cake!

Twilight Sparkle: So, tell me, you're not afraid of working the night?

Leni Loud: [walking past Twilight Sparkle] Uh..... erm..... psshh, Pfft, nah! It’s just like the morning, only darker, nothing to worry or be afraid about? Uh, heh heh!

Twilight Sparkle: [to the viewers] Hmm..... maybe I can make this worth my while..... heh heh. [to Leni] So let me get this straight, you’re absolutely not afraid?

[Leni simply nodded her head up and down in agreement]

Twilight Sparkle: Well I am. Especially after, [looks around, gulps] well, you know.

Leni Loud: [stops] Huh?! [turns around], What? What do I know?

Twilight Sparkle: You mean you don't remember about it?! It was all over the news in Toon City!

Leni Loud: [gasps] Oh, a story! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!

Twilight Sparkle: Hmm...... you know what, No, No, No. I probably shouldn't do it. It would probably ruin the night shift for us beginners here. And especially for you. [gives a sympathetic look, then smiles slyly]

Leni Loud: [excitedly] What happened?! What happened?! What happened?! [pause] Twilight, Tell. Me. Everything.

Twilight Sparkle: You mean to tell me that you've never heard the story of.... um, [thinks] Uh, the "Hash-Slinging Slasher?"

Leni Loud: Wait… [a little confused] The Slash-Bringing Hasher?

Twilight Sparkle: The Hash-Slinging Slasher!

Leni Loud: The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.

Twilight Sparkle: .......Ugh, Yes. The Hash-Slinging Slasher. But, everyone and most people just call him The Ha--- [breaks into scream] …HWUUAAGHH!!! because that's all they have time to say before he then… GETS THEM!!!!

Leni Loud: [screams] AAAHHH!!!!!!! [begging], Tell me the story!

[Twilight now commenced]

Twilight Sparkle: Heh heh heh, very well. [to the viewers] Oh, I am SO going to enjoy this. [to Leni] Ahem, Years ago at this very restaurant, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook - just like you - only clumsier.

Leni Loud: [shrieked] Oh no!

Twilight Sparkle: And then..... one night, when he was cutting the patties.... something bad happened, to him.

Leni Loud: He.......... forgot the secret sauce?

Twilight Sparkle: Uh, no, um-

Leni Loud: He didn't wash his hands before returning to work?!

Twilight Sparkle: Grrgh, No! He-!

Leni Loud: Um, Don’t tell me, [gasps] Irregular portions?!?!

Twilight Sparkle: NO!!!

Leni Loud: Oh.... well then what?

Twilight Sparkle: He cut off his own hand by mistake!

Leni Loud: You mean like this? [pulls one of her arms out of socket, another one grows back in its place]

Twilight Sparkle: H-huh?! W-what the?!

Leni Loud: Or like this? [pulls it again, another one grows back]

Twilight Sparkle: [surprised and confused] How are you doing that?

Leni Loud: Or this? [does it again] Or this? [does it again] But what about this? Or this, or this, or this, or...

Twilight Sparkle: [speechless] Oookey... [interrupts] Except he wasn't-! Well, like, you.....

Leni Loud: [ask with all her extra hands creating a rainbow-like line] Oooohhhhh........... So?

Twilight Sparkle: [facehoofs and growls] SO IT DIDN’T GROW BACK!!!!

Leni Loud: [screams] OOOHHH NOOOO!!!! [all Leni's extra arms lift their hands upwards and run away]

Twilight Sparkle: And then, he replaced his own hand with a rusty spatula. And then, he got hit by a bus! And... at his funeral, they literally fired him! So now, every...... erm, uh, what day is it?

Leni Loud: Tuesday.

Twilight Sparkle: Tuesday night, his ghost returns to The Crossover Restaurant to wreak his horrible vengeance!

Leni Loud: [gasps] But.... but tonight's Tuesday night!

Twilight Sparkle: Then he'll be coming.

Leni Loud: Um… I'm scared to ask, but H-how will we know?

Twilight Sparkle: There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next, the---...

[Gumball soon walked up to the counter, interrupting the story]

Gumball Watterson: [interrupts] Hey, Twi? can I have some ketchup?

Twilight Sparkle: Huh? Oh, Here you go, Gumball. [gives Gumball, the ketchup]

Gumball Watterson: Thanks. [leaves]

Twilight Sparkle: Now, Where was I? oh yeah,… Ahem, as I was saying; Next, the phone will ring and there will be no one there! [shows Leni eating her fingernails] And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over!

[the camera shows Leni eating her fingernails, starts eating her arms, the arms regrow and she eats those and then she eats her arms like popcorn]

Twilight Sparkle: Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways because he's already...... DEAD!!! [Leni is eating breadsticks in the popcorn bucket] Then, he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand....

Leni Loud: [gasps] No!

Twilight Sparkle: He opens the door.

[Twilight pushes her hoof to Leni's face, making it looking like she's a door that's being opened; while doing this she imitates the sound of a squeaky door opening.] 

CREEEEEAK.

[Twilight Sparkle leans towards Leni's face, Leni gulps]

Twilight Sparkle: He then slowly approaches the COUNTER!!! ["counter" echoes menacingly, which makes Leni's face sinks in] ...and you know what he does next?

Leni Loud: Oh no..... W-what?

Twilight Sparkle: You really want to know?

Leni Loud: What?!

Twilight Sparkle: Are you sure you want to know?!

Leni Loud: WHAT?! WHAT?!?! WHAT DOES HE DO?!?!?!

Twilight Sparkle: [sneaks up on Leni, taps her] HE CUTS YOUR LIMBS AND HEAD OFF!!!!

'''Leni Loud: [now screams repeatedly for about 20 seconds] AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH!' ''

Twilight Sparkle: [laughing in delight] Hahahahahaha! Ha!.... oh.... oh, Leni! My..... my sides! Man….That was TOO Priceless! Hahahahaha!

[Leni however, still continued her screaming while Twilight’s look of enjoyment soon turned into a look of irritation]

Twilight Sparkle: Uh, Leni?

Leni Loud: [continues screaming] '''AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH!' ''

Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Leni?

Leni Loud: [continues screaming] '''AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH!'''

Twilight Sparkle: Come on, Leni.

Leni Loud: [Leni's pupils are now screaming too] '''AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH!'''

Twilight Sparkle: Snap out of it!

Leni Loud: [screaming continues] '''AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH!'''

Twilight Sparkle: Grrgh.... [yelling in fury] '''LENI, THAT'S ENOUGH! I WAS JOKING!!!!!!!'''

Leni Loud: '''AAAHHH! AA- [stops screaming] '''Wait, what?

Twilight Sparkle: It's not true! None of it is true!

Leni Loud: It's not?

Twilight Sparkle: Oh for the love of...... Of course it’s not true! I mean, come on, Leni! No one has a spatula for a hand, a paw, a hoof, or a claw. It was all a joke!

Leni Loud: Ooohhhhh...... [laughs repeatedly like she did with screaming] '''HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!' [much to Twilight's annoyance.]''

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs and groaned] Ugh..... It's gonna be a long night.

''[The scene cuts into later in the night. Shows Crossover Restaurant with a big sign that says 'Open Forever']''

''[Twilight Sparkle is shown at the counter reading a book. Twilight Sparkle hears spooky noises and feels water dripping on her but she doesn't know what it is.]''

Leni Loud: [on the ceiling wearing suction cups cleaning] Isn't this great, Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: [screams] Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

Leni Loud: There's never time to wash the ceiling during the day.

Twilight Sparkle: [says to the viewers] Grrgh! Open 24 hours a day, my plot! Seriously, What a ridiculous idea to give up one’s beauty sleep just to work longer without enough rest! I mean, think about it? Who wants a Fast Food at three in the morning?

''[The scene cuts to Chowder's bedroom. Chowder's alarm clock goes off.]''

Chowder: [turns off the alarm] Oh, boy! Three A.M.! [whips out a Chicken Cheese Burger and starts to eat it]

[The scene cuts back to The Crossover Restaurant, Twilight was still ranting to the viewers]

Twilight Sparkle: [to the viewers] Just look at this place. It's literally a ghost town in here! Princess Luna must be having everyone sleeping with dreams, so we can’t be expecting her anytime soon?

[The lights start to flicker on and off]

Twilight Sparkle: [to Leni] Ugh….. Haha. Very funny, Leni.

Leni Loud: Very funny, What?

Twilight Sparkle: “And the lights will flicker on and off." Just like the story. Yeah, I get it. Nice job Leni, you had me there, but… [realizes no one is flickering the light switch and looks shocked]

Leni Loud: Hey, Twilight? How are you doing that without using magic to move the switch?

Twilight Sparkle: Hey, I'm not doing it, Leni! And besides, even if I was, my horn would’ve been glowing. I’ll tell you what it is though; It must be the stupid, faulty wiring in here! This place isn't built to run 24 hours a day! Everyone usually sleeps at that time.

[The phone starts to ring and Twilight picks it up using her magic]

Twilight Sparkle: What, what, hello? Hello? Hello?

Leni Loud: [walks up to the counter] Oh wow, Nice try, Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: Nice try, what?

Leni Loud: "The phone will ring and there will be no one there......" [raises her eyebrows up and down and winks and taps Twilight playfully, giggles] Oh, you sure know how to crack me up, Twilight!

Twilight Sparkle: B-but, Leni, I swear, I'm not doing this. [hangs up phone] Okay, okay! Calm down! Calm down! Don’t freak out, Twilight. Play it cool. Alright now! lets just go over what happen in the story. Okay, What was it? First it was the lights! [lights flicker on and off] And the phone. [phone rings] And then.... [gasps] The Walls will Ooze GREEN SLIIIIME?!?!

[the walls start to ooze green slime]

Leni Loud: Oh no. That’s just Smooze coming to pick up his order. [to Smooze] See ya later, Smoozinator!

[Smooze then made an “A-okay” sign before leaving into the night.]

Twilight Sparkle: O-kay then,..... so I've cleared that. But what was that third thing?!

[Twilight hears a motor, turns her head and opens her eyes wide; a bus pulls up to the Crossover Restaurant doors]

Leni Loud: [walks up to the counter] I didn't know the buses ran this late.

Twilight Sparkle: [gulps] Um, I don't think They do!

''[The bus pulls away, dropping off a guy on the opposite side of the street. All Twilight and Leni can see is his spooky outline and a strange figure stands]''

Leni Loud: Well, it looks like they're dropping someone off.

[from outside, The figure lifts his knife which is for a hand]

Twilight Sparkle: [screams hysterically to the point where her mane grows upright from her head and starts wiggling] AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Twilight Sparkle: THE SASH-RINGING, THE-THE-THE FLASH-SINGING, THE-BASH-PINGING….!

Leni Loud: The Hash-Slinging Slasher! Oh...... [starts to cry]

Twilight Sparkle: At last you understand! I can’t believe this!?! We're..... we’re doomed!

Leni Loud: No! That's not it, Twilight. [wipes tear] I am just so touched that you would go through the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street just to entertain me! You must really like me to give me a show to pass the boredom! And I mean really, really, like me to give me a show to pass the boredom!

[Leni cries again as the scary shadow figure is still walking from the street to the door]

Twilight Sparkle: Leni, there are three major problems with your “theory”! One, I like you, but not that much and certainly not in that way! Two, I hate working at the Crossover Restaurant! And three, How can that be me, when I'm standing RIGHT HERE?!?!

[The figure starts tapping the door with his knife for a hand]

Leni Loud: [screams in panic and fear to the point where her hair grows and start wiggling] AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leni Loud and Twilight Sparkle: [screaming] THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!!!!!

Leni Loud: '''HE'S GOING TO FLIP ME!!!! GET AWAY!!!!!!!'''

[The figure opens the door and approaches to the counter with his knife hand]

Twilight Sparkle: [screaming] Lori, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of consider you as friend a bit!!

Leni Loud: Twilight, I used one of your spell books pages as a toilet paper!

Twilight Sparkle: Huh? wait you what?!

[the guy reaches the counter, revealing himself to be just Toad, as he steps into the light]

'''Leni Loud: GET AWAY!!!! GET AWAY!!!!!! YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!!!!!!'''

Toad: Can I have a job application? I brought my own knife.

[holds up knife, his sleeve rolls down his arm to show he has his hand]

Twilight Sparkle and Leni Loud: [in unison] Uh, Toad?!

Toad: I called here earlier, but I hung up 'cause I was nervous.

Leni Loud: Do you have references?

Twilight Sparkle: Wait, if that was you on the phone and you on the bus, then who was flickering the lights?

[lights flicker on and off; Twilight Sparkle, Leni Loud and Toad look over and camera darts over to see Dracula (Drac) from Hotel Transylvania flicking a giant light switch]

Twilight Sparkle Leni Loud and Toad: [in unison] Drac.

Dracula (Drac): [smiles, light turns off]

THE END.