Mlp Eqg Parody Rock A Bye Birdie

(My Second Cartoon Crossovers fanfiction with Leni Loud, Buhdeuce And Pinkie Pie based on a Spongebob Squarepants episode Rock A Bye Bivalve)

Leni Loud: [runs outside to retrieve the newspaper] Cliff, the paper's here!

''[Cliff the cat comes out on a motorized skateboard. Leni gives him the paper but keeps the rubber band]''

Leni Loud: You can have this, buddy. 'Cause all I need is the entertainment section!

''[Leni shakes the rubber band around for emphasis. Hums while she stretches the rubber band around the middle of her body and snaps it together, turning her into a bowtie-like shape]''

Leni Loud: I am a happy girl! [runs around, laughing, while Cliff is reading the paper]

Cliff the cat: [looking slightly annoyed by Leni by rolling his eyes] Meow.

[Leni runs into Buhdeuce and Pinkie Pie, who are also had rubber bands stretched around there bodies]

Buhdeuce: We see you got the paper. [Buhdeuce's and Pinkie Pie's rubber bands snapped off]

Leni Loud: Oh, hey, Buhdeuce. Hey, Pinkie Pie. ''[then her rubber band snaps off as well. Pinkie Pie clears her throat]'' Well, I'd better get going.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah, me too.

Buhdeuce: Yep, Yep, see you later.

''[the trio walk off but then hear a chirping sound and the trio quickly run back, with Leni and Buhdeuce hold their hands over their ears. while Pinkie Pie holds her hoof over her ear]''

Leni Loud, Buhdeuce and Pinkie Pie: What did you say?

Buhdeuce: Well, I didn't say anything.

Leni Loud: I didn't say anything, either.

Pinkie Pie:  Neither did I.

Leni Loud, Buhdeuce and Pinkie Pie: See you later then.

''[the trio walk off again and the squeaking noise is heard again, so the trio run back. This time, they are angry]''

Leni Loud: [Pointing at Buhdeuce and Pinkie Pie] Alright, quit messing with me, I know you two said something.

Buhdeuce: Ah, but it is you two [points at Leni and Pinkie Pie] who are messing with me.

Pinkie Pie:  No, it's you both  [pointing both at Leni and Buhdeuce]  that are messing with  me.

[the trio look down to see the squeaking noise is coming from a shaking branch] 

Buhdeuce: Hey, [points downward] That's what's messing with us.

Leni Loud: It's a baby bird.

Buhdeuce: [lifts up his duck foot with a threatening look on his face, looking as though he is about to smash the bird] I'll take care of this!

Leni Loud: No, Buhdeuce! It's totally helpless. [takes the baby bird in her hands] It looks like he can't even fly yet.

Buhdeuce: Oh, I guess you're right.

Pinkie Pie: What's the matter, is he stupid?

Leni Loud: No, Pinkie, he's just a baby. [close-up of the chirping bird in Leni's hands] He's all alone with no one to take care of him.

Buhdeuce: Well, we can't just leave him out here.

Leni Loud: You're right. Come on, let's take him into the Loud House.

[Leni, Buhdeuce and Pinkie Pie run in and set the baby bird on the ground]

Leni Loud: Hmmm, let's see, we need a box for him to sleep in. [Leni brings a box and sets it in front of the bird] There you go. It's the best seat [points to her rear] in the house.

[the scene cuts to Cliff, who does a rimshot]

Pinkie Pie: Let me see! [Pinkie Pie sticks her whole head inside the box] Hey, he's kinda cute.

[Pinkie Pie takes her head out, which is now eaten on the side]

Buhdeuce: Uh-oh! I think somebody's hungry!

Leni Loud: [takes out Junior and speaks in baby-talk to it] Is it true? Are you hungry?

Junior: [chirping happily] Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep!

Leni Loud: I've got just the thing. [puts Junior on a barrel and takes out a Hamlogna Sandwich] How would you like a Hamlogna Sandwich? [Junior yelps]

Buhdeuce: Leni Loud, are you quazy?

Pinkie Pie: Yeah, That's not the right food for a little fella like him!

Leni Loud: Of course not. I don't know what I was thinking. What he needs is a tiny Hamlogna Sandwich. [shows Junior a minuscule Hamlogna Sandwich]

Junior: [sniffs the Hamlogna Sandwich, then sticks his tongue out in disgust] Blech!

Leni Loud: Huh? No one's ever turned down one of these before. [gobbles it and gulps it down]

Buhdeuce: [holds up a Bread] Let's try some Bread.

[Junior hisses]

Leni Loud: [holds up a tray of French fries] French fries?

Junior: [shaking his head] Unh-unh.

Pinkie Pie: [holds up a donut] A donut?

[Junior blows a raspberry]

Leni Loud: [holds up an apple] All we have left is this apple. [a worm pokes its head out of the apple]

Worm: Hello, Toon City! I bring you greetings from Apple World!

[Junior chirps in excitement]

Leni Loud: Of course, birds love worms. [picks up the worm]

Worm: Huh, wait! We will bury you! [Leni drops it in Junior's mouth]

Leni Loud: Well, you should be good for the rest of the...

[Junior cries]

Buhdeuce: What now?

Pinkie Pie: We don't know!

Leni Loud: Aww, don't cry. [Junior is still crying]

Pinkie Pie: Do something, Leni!

Leni Loud: Uhh...uhh...uhh... Blah-blah-blah, look at the funny face! Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo! Look at the funny face! [shows Leni has a puppet that looks like her on her hand] Look at the funny face!

Buhdeuce: Wait. I think I might know the problem. [picks up Junior and looks at him] Yep, that's it, alright. [hides it behind his back] Hold on just one second. There he is, good as new. [Junior has a diaper on]

Pinkie Pie: How did you know?

Buhdeuce: How do you think? [shows a picture of himself as a baby wearing a diaper] And I've been doing it all by myself for almost a year when I was a baby.

Leni Loud: Wow, We're sure glad you were here to help.

Buhdeuce: I know, good thing there's three of us.

Leni Loud: You know, guys, since this bird doesn't have parents, we should raise it ourselves.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah. At least until it's old enough to be on its own!

Buhdeuce: Oh, I wanna be the mom!

Leni Loud: I don't think you can be the mom, Buhdeuce, because you just a boy.

Pinkie Pie:  Yeah, Buhdeuce. Leni should be the mom, because she's the most motherly! And I'll be the   maid!

Buhdeuce: You're right. If I was a mom... [the camera draws back to reveal Buhdeuce's hairy, obese, unsightly legs] this would be kinda shocking. And I've got the man's senses of humor. [lifted his arms]  Just call me Daddy!

Leni Loud: Great! Now let's have fun!

Buhdeuce and Pinkie Pie: Yeah!!

[Montage Time]

[the scene cuts to Leni, in a red, polka-dotted dress, Buhdeuce, wearing a bow tie, & Pinkie Pie, wearing a red, polka-dotted dress as well, leaving the House with Junior in a stroller.] 

''[They walk by Chowder and Panini. Chowder and Panini look at them in confusion; rebus bubbles appear over their head, which read in pictures "Leni Loud + Buhdeuce + Pinkie Pie = Bird?"] ''

''[the Scene cuts to them running with Junior, then sliding down a slide with it, and playing in a birdbath. Scene cuts to them getting ice cream]''

[Muffy the Muncho Mixel scoops up an ice cream cone for the parents and the maid, then scoops up ice cream with green worms in it for Junior]

[the Scene cuts to them riding a bicycle doing various positions, but then, Leni, Buhdeuce and Pinkie Pie chase after it, with Junior on the seat]

[End of Montage]

[Clock Wipe transition to the exterior of the Loud House at night time.]

Buhdeuce: [softly, from inside the house] It sure is cute when it's asleep.

Leni Loud and Pinkie Pie: [softly, from inside the house] Yeah. [Leni, Buhdeuce and Pinkie Pie watch Junior sleeping]

Leni Loud: Shh! [the three tiptoe out of the room]

Buhdeuce: Hey, guys? [goes to what appeared to be the right side of the bed]

Leni Loud: [goes to what appears to be the left side] Yes, Buhdeuce? [Pinkie Pie went to what appeared to be the middle.]

Buhdeuce: I never thought being a parent could be this much fun.

Leni Loud: Me neither.

Pinkie Pie:  Me too.

[the scene zooms out, revealing that Buhdeuce is sleeping on the bottom mattress, Pinkie Pie is sleeping on the middle and Leni is sleeping on the top]

Buhdeuce: Well, good night, Leni. Good night, Pinkie.

Leni Loud: Good night, Buhdeuce. Good night, Pinkie.

Pinkie Pie:  Good night, Leni. Good night, Buhdeuce. [Leni's mattress slams shut on top of Buhdeuce and Pinkie Pie.] 

[the Scene cuts to morning]

Leni Loud: Oh Buhdeuce, breakfast is ready! [Leni Loud and Pinkie Pie are cooking something on the grill as Buhdeuce walks in, noticing the bunch of food that is on the table]

Buhdeuce: Alright. All this parenting stuff makes me hungry. ''[lifts the table up as all the food slides down into his beak. He burps, then pats Junior]'' Hey, Junior, how are you doing today? [smells an odor from Junior] Buh?... Guys? [adjusts his tie]

Pinkie Pie: Yes, Buhdeuce?

Buhdeuce: Kid's got a stinky.

Leni Loud: [doing many chores at the same time with Pinkie Pie] Can you take care of him? My hands are kind of full. and Pinkie's Hooves are kind of full too.

[Buhdeuce guzzles down the coffee as Junior begins to cry]

Buhdeuce: [drinking coffee] Ahh. Wish I could, but I gotta get going.

Pinkie Pie: Going? Where are you going?

Buhdeuce: [puts on a suit and takes his briefcase] I'm goin' to work. I'm the dad, remember?

Leni Loud: You mean we have to do all this baby stuff ourselves?

Buhdeuce: I'll give you two a break tonight when I get home. Don't you three stop being adorable. [chuckles as he closes the door]

Leni Loud and Pinkie Pie: Okay. [they chuckle weakly.] 

[Day turns into night, and Buhdeuce walks in and takes his jacket and hat off]

Buhdeuce: Phew, what a day.

Leni Loud: Oh, great, you're already home.

Pinkie Pie: Now you can help us with the baby.

Buhdeuce: Aw, gee, guys, I'd love to, but I'm totally beat from work.

Leni Loud and Pinkie Pie: Huh?

''[Buhdeuce sits down and watches TV. A coconut "clonk" sound effect is heard.]''

Buhdeuce: [laughs] That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!

Pinkie Pie: [she and Leni Loud walk in still doing the chores] Buhdeuce, what about our break?

Buhdeuce: Oh yeah, your break. Uh, tomorrow, I promise.

Leni Loud: Uhh, okay, tomorrow.

Narrator: Tomorrow...

[the scene cuts to Buhdeuce walking in at night and taking his stuff off]

Buhdeuce: Phew, another tough day. [walks by Leni and Pinkie Pie, who were still doing the same chores from yesterday]

Leni Loud: Oh, Buhdeuce, We're so glad you're home after working all day.

Pinkie Pie:  Yeah, we can't wait for our break!

Buhdeuce: Work was a killer. I need my chair. [sits down and watches TV again]

Leni Loud: [she and Pinkie Pie walk in still doing chores] Buhdeuce, we really need our...

Buhdeuce: Tomorrow for sure.

Narrator: Tomorrow for sure...

Pinkie Pie: Buhdeuce?

Buhdeuce: I'll get to it eventually...

Narrator: Eventually...

[the scene cuts to Leni and Pinkie Pie still doing the chores but even more tired]

Leni Loud: Uhhh?

Buhdeuce: Uhhh.

Narrator: Uhhh...

[the scene cuts to Buhdeuce watching TV as an angry Leni and an angry Pinkie Pie walked in and Leni turns on the lights]

Leni Loud: Buhdeuce Von Deuce Bersukovich The First, we need to talk.

Buhdeuce: Just one more minute, I gotta...

Pinkie Pie: Don't 'one more minute' us, Mr. Man!

[Leni turns off the TV]

Buhdeuce: Hey, I'm missin' the coconut! [he gives Leni and Pinkie Pie an angry look] 

Leni Loud: You haven't been helping at all with Junior! [pulls in baby stroller]

Pinkie Pie:  Yeah, Buhdeuce! I agree with Leni! We made a commitment and you're not doing your share!

Leni Loud: Pinkie's right, You never do anything.

Buhdeuce: I changed his diaper!

Pinkie Pie: Yeah, once.

Buhdeuce: He's only this big. [shows with his hands on how big Junior is] How many diapers could he possibly use?

Leni Loud: [opens up a trash can full of diapers] Hmmm?

Buhdeuce: Oh, that's not so much.

Pinkie Pie: [points over to the corner of the room where there are two bags and a trash can full of diapers] Hmmm?

Buhdeuce: [nervously] So?

Leni Loud: [opens up the refrigerator, full of diapers] Hmmm?

Pinkie Pie: [pulls the cover off the couch, revealing it to be diapers] Hmmm?

Leni Loud and Pinkie Pie: [tearing the wallpaper off the wall, revealing a bunch of diapers behind it] Hmmm!?

''[Leni and Pinkie Pie point outside to a garbage truck loading a bunch of diapers into the dumpster. Buhdeuce quivers at the sight of it]''

Buhdeuce: [his eyes fill with tears] I have no idea! What kind of a father am I?! Oh! [sobs as he looks at Leni and Pinkie Pie as they smile] I'll make it up to you, guys. I promise.

[the scene cuts to the next day]

Pinkie Pie: So, what's the plan for the day?

Buhdeuce: No more foolin' around. From now on, I'm Super-Dad! I'll work straight through lunch so I can get home on time. So make sure you two will save a big ol' stinky diaper for me to change, and you can take the night off, guys.

Leni Loud: [gives Buhdeuce his briefcase as she departs] Great, so we'll see you at six o'clock.

Buhdeuce: Six o'clock.

Pinkie Pie: Six o'clock.

Buhdeuce: Six o'clock.

Leni Loud: [waving] Six o'clock.

Buhdeuce: [waving] Six o'clock.

Pinkie Pie: [waving] Six o'clock.

Buhdeuce: [waving] Six o'clock.

Leni Loud and Pinkie Pie: Six o'clock.

Buhdeuce: Six o'clock.

[the scene cuts to a time card]

Narrator: 12:00 midnight.

[Buhdeuce walks in with a lampshade on his head, giggling and turns on the lights ]

Buhdeuce: Oh, that was some party. [Leni and Pinkie Pie are standing there, giving Buhdeuce a bitter look] Oh, hey, Leni. Hey, Pinkie. Hey, Junior. [Leni and Pinkie Pie are now looking at Buhdeuce angrily as Leni taps her foot] What? What?

Pinkie Pie: Oh, nothing.

Buhdeuce: Oh, what a relief. [takes the lampshade off his head and puts it on Leni] For a second there, I thought you two were mad at me.

Leni Loud: [takes the lampshade off her head] Do you remember what you said to us this morning?

Buhdeuce: Somethin' about root beer, right?

Leni Loud: [takes a deep breath, flatly] No.

Buhdeuce: Oh wait, wait, let me guess. I give up.

Leni Loud: Does... [imitates Buhdeuce in a mocking tone with a goofy look on her face] "You can take the night off, guys!" [normal voice] ...ring a bell?

Buhdeuce: [scoffs] I don't need this. [walks outside]

Pinkie Pie:  What?!

Leni Loud: [she and Pinkie Pie walk to the door] Where do you think you're going?

Buhdeuce: [opens the door in the Swamp Pad] I'm going back to work! [gets in and closes the door]

Leni Loud: Work?! [growls and turns red]

''[Cut to Leni Loud and Pinkie Pie, who are walking outside to the Swamp Pad's top house. Leni opens the door, and Leni and Pinkie Pie find Buhdeuce in his easy chair, watching TV]''

Buhdeuce: [two "clonk" sounds are heard on the TV; laughs] He got hit in the head with two coconuts!

Pinkie Pie: [angrily] So, this is work?

Buhdeuce: You know, it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes, I gotta move the antenna, sometimes, I lose the remote, [looks at his rear] and sometimes, my butt itches real bad!

Leni Loud: [sarcastically] Oh, you poor, poor thing. By the way, you forgot your briefcase! [she pulls a briefcase out from behind her back, and opens it up to reveal that it is filled with donuts and ice cream sundaes as she angrily dumps it all over Buhdeuce]

Buhdeuce: [quietly but furiously] Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime?

''[Leni and Pinkie Pie are enraged. Leni balls her fists and fumes so hard, she and Pinkie Pie got their entire bodies shake. Then Leni loses her temper and goes ballistic on Buhdeuce, and shouts in fury.]''

Leni Loud: [Screaming intensely] OVERTIME?!

[Leni, Pinkie Pie and Buhdeuce are yelling each other, and they both begin to argue intensely.]

Buhdeuce:  Yeah, overtime, you guys!

[Leni and Pinkie Pie run into the Swamp Pad, and Leni, Pinkie Pie and Buhdeuce both begin to argue intensely.]

Leni Loud: [overlapping Buhdeuce] Oh, boy, yeah, you're working!

Pinkie Pie:  You're really working "overtime," huh?

Buhdeuce: You know what that means?

Leni Loud: And that's the kind of work you're doing?

Pinkie Pie:  Well, I don't know about you, but me and Leni have been doing a lot of chores!

Buhdeuce: ​It means working when you're just too tired to work!

Leni Loud: Show me where I can sign up for this, because I've been working my fingers to the bone!

Pinkie Pie:  And you haven't done  anything!

[Junior is heard beginning to chirp]

Buhdeuce: You just keep going on working and working!

Leni Loud: ​You never help! [screams] NEVER!

[Junior's chirping intensifies, which makes the three finally stop arguing and listen to it]

Buhdeuce: [still mad] There's that stupid noise again!

Pinkie Pie: Oh, that's not a stupid noise.

Leni Loud: Yeah, That's just Junior about to jump out of that two-story window.

[Buhdeuce, Pinkie Pie and Leni see Junior teetering on the edge of the window of the Loud House, ready to fly.]

Buhdeuce: [calmly] Oh.

[All at once, Buhdeuce, Pinkie Pie and Leni are struck with shock by what's really happening.]

Leni Loud, Buhdeuce and Pinkie Pie: [eyes bulge in horror, screaming] JUNIOR!

''[Junior jumps down the window. Leni, Pinkie Pie and Buhdeuce quickly run over to the Loud House, got under the window, and try to to catch Junior] ''

Leni Loud:  Here, darling, sweetie!

Buhdeuce:  Here we come, buddy!

Pinkie Pie:  Come here, little guy! We're going to catch you! Don't be afraid!

Leni Loud:  Right here! Oh! Come to Mommy. Come to Mommy, right in the old pocket.

Buhdeuce: I'm gonna getcha! I'm gonna getcha! Uh-oh! [but they slam on the Loud House.]

[Leni and Pinkie Pie then bounce out of Buhdeuce's stomach]

Leni Loud: [Frantic] Did any of you catch him?!

Buhdeuce and Pinkie Pie: [looking sadly at there empty hands and hooves] No.

Leni Loud, Buhdeuce and Pinkie Pie:  [crying] We're bad parents! [They break down sobbing.]

[Then they stop when they notice that chirping Junior is flying above them.]

Leni Loud: Junior?

Pinkie Pie: Hey, he's flying!

Buhdeuce: I guess he's all grown up.

[Junior kisses Leni and Pinkie Pie then flies off]

Leni Loud:  Aww... Thanks, Junior!

Buhdeuce: Hey, what about Daddy? [Junior drops a coconut on Buhdeuce's head for his laziness then kisses him] That's my boy.

Leni Loud: Goodbye!

Pinkie Pie:  Goodbye!

Buhdeuce: [the coconut falls down] Goodbye, Junior!

[they watch Junior fly away]

Leni Loud: Well, guys, I guess he doesn't need us anymore.

Pinkie Pie:  Yeah.

Buhdeuce: This is the hardest part of every parent's life, I assume.

Pinkie Pie: Despite all we've been through, it was worth it.

Leni Loud: Exactly!

Buhdeuce: Yeah..... Let's have another.

[Leni and Pinkie Pie looked shocked]

THE END.