Unikitty! Shorts: Goodness Lessons A SpongeBob Parody

'I'm making more Unikitty! parodies, After My Previous Fanfiction where The Hash Slinging Slasher Killed Unikitty, Their friends make a wish to bring her to life. Or the nightmare was all time a dream Or they travel a time machine to avoid The Hash Slinging Slasher murder Unikitty. Enjoy this!'

Unikitty: Okay, Eagleator. Are you ready first day at goodness school? [Eagleator puts an apple on his desk] Puppycorn, get your wallet out. [Puppycorn gets his wallet out of his pocket] Okay, goodness lesson number one. You see someone drop their wallet. Puppycorn, drop the wallet. [Puppycorn tosses it on the ground] Now, what do you do?

Eagleator: Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.

Puppycorn: Doesn't look familiar to me.

Eagleator: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.

Puppycorn: Nope, it's not mine.

Eagleator: It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.

Puppycorn: Return what to who?

Eagleator: [facepalms, then shows Puppycorn his ID] Aren't you, Puppycorn?

Puppycorn: Yup.

Eagleator: And this is your ID.

Puppycorn: Yup.

Eagleator: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.

Puppycorn: That makes sense to me.

Eagleator: Then take it.

Puppycorn: It's not my wallet.

Eagleator: [in anger and frustration] YOU DIM-BULB! TAKE BACK YOUR WALLET OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!! [Unikitty pushes tickle button and Eagleator laughs]

Unikitty: Nuh. Wrong. [Unikitty pushes button] Good people don't rip each others arms off! [Eagleator chuckles] Okay, goodness lesson number two. You see someone struggle with a heavy package. What do you do?

Eagleator: Hello, friend. I noticed you were struggling with that package. Would you like some help? [Puppycorn drops package on Eagleator's foot] Ow!

Puppycorn: Oops, sorry. Can I start over?

Eagleator: I noticed that... [Puppycorn drops package again] Ow!

Puppycorn: Oops. Gotta start again.

Eagleator: Could, [Puppycorn drops package again] Ow!

Puppycorn: Oops!

Eagleator: You butter-finger blue thing! What's in that box anyhow?

Puppycorn: My wallets.

Eagleator: [in rage] Arghh! [Eagleator grabs Puppycorn's horn and slams him into the ground a lot] 

Puppycorn: No! Unikitty, tickle him! [Unikitty pushes the tickle button but Eagleator keeps slamming Puppycorn into the ground]

Eagleator: It tickles but it's worth it.

Unikitty: Alright, goodness lesson number three. [Puppycorn is shown in a wheelchair being severely damaged looking angry] Uhh, let's see. [Puppycorn grabs the remote]

Puppycorn: I've got one. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What is it?

Eagleator: Umm...62?

Puppycorn: Wrong! [pushes button and turns into Puppy Rage]

Eagleator: Haha. Stop.

Unikitty: Hey, little bro, that's got nothing to do with being good. [Puppycorn in his rage form continues pushing the button]

Puppycorn: Let go of it, Unikitty!

Unikitty: Puppycorn, we've got to use it only when he's bad.

Puppycorn: Let go!

Unikitty: No, you let go!

Unikitty And Puppycorn: Let go!! [remote breaks and the belt goes hay-wire]

Eagleator: Frequency rising. Bel- Belt out of control. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Belt on too hard. [he continues to laugh] It's tickling my DNA. Make it stop! [tears come out as he laughs] Haha. PLEASE!!

Unikitty: Did you hear that, Puppycorn? He said the P word.

Puppycorn: Peanuts?

Unikitty: No. Please.

Puppycorn: Well, that's good enough for me. I guess he's reconstituted.

Unikitty: Rehabilitated.

Puppycorn: Gesundheit.

Unikitty: It's graduation day, Eagleator. This is the key to your future. [unlocks the belt, then the tickling stops]

Eagleator: Thanks guys.

Unikitty: Congratulations Eagleator. you are a good man.

Eagleator: Now i'm gonna rob a bank!

Both: What?!

Unikitty: But you are now a good person!

Eagleator: [laughs] The only thing I'm good at is being evil! [door opens and Eagleator runs] So long, suckers!

Unikitty: Uh oh!

Puppycorn: We are in a trouble!

''[The royal siblings watch Eagleator entering and exiting a bank with a bag of money as the alarm sounds. Police sirens are heard, Unikitty closes the door as the short ends]''