EQG X Tawog Parody The Points

Another cartoon fanfiction story of TV series starring The Amazing World Of Gumball with the Equestria Girls Characters.

Playing Galaktrek
[The episode starts in Canterlot High School where The Cutie Mark Crusaders AKA The CMC are playing on one of the computers in the school library]

Sci-Twi: Hey, are you three finally studying...or are you playing Corn Farm?

Apple Bloom: Ugh, neither. Because Corn Farm is for plebs who like to get ripped off spending real money on a virtual pig to go with their windmill. We're playing Galaktrek, and we're about to buy a virtual space hog to go with our solar generator.

Sci-Twi: What's the difference here?

[Explosions and pig squeals can be heard coming from the computer]

CMC: Violence.

Apple Bloom: [Sighs] Girls, nothing new is happening here. We need to buy the photon blaster.

Sweetie Belle: But we can't! We're out of cosmic points.

Scootaloo: [Gasps] Look out! We're under attack![The computer shows their planet being destroyed]

Sweetie Belle: But who could be doing this?

[Snails laughs evilly]

Apple Bloom: Not now, Snails. We're trying to figure out who's destroying our planet.

Snails: That what's my smug laugh was about. It is I who is destroying your planet.

[Snails points to his screen, and then to theirs, displaying their planet exploding]

Apple Bloom: W-T-W, dude?! How did you get the hadron laser?

Snails: I bought it. For two million cosmic points.

Apple Bloom: Two million cosmic points?!

Snails: Which I bought for five dollars.

Apple Bloom: Five dollars?!

Snails: Which I bought for one good point.

Apple Bloom: One good point?!

Sweetie Belle: What are good points?

Apple Bloom: I don't know! What are good points?!

Snails: They're points I get for doing chores for my parents.

Apple Bloom: Chores for your parents?!

Snails: Yes?

Apple Bloom: Yes?!

Snails: Okay... Well, I'm kinda busy with Galaktrek at the moment, so, uh, how about you do my chores for me, I give you the good points, and then you can buy whatever you want for the game.

CMC: Hm.

Snails: Hello?

Apple Bloom: Sorry. We kinda peaked too early with excitement. Yeah, we'll do it.

The First Chore
[The CMC are sneaking through the school hallway]

Sweetie Belle: Why do we have to break in here?

Apple Bloom: Because Snails wants us to get him an A in science, and we're clearly not good enough.

[Apple Bloom gestures towards the door of the science lab; the hallway is filled with green fumes, and several students are passed out on the floor]

Scootaloo: So, we have to break into the teachers' office and change his grades directly on their computer. Aren't we?

Apple Bloom: Yes, we are.

[Apple bloom picks up a paper clip from her pocket, then unwinds it to pick the lock on the door]

Apple Bloom: Aha!

Sweetie Belle: But why are we breaking in here?

Apple Bloom: What do you mean?

[Apple Bloom opens the door and sees Cranky Doodle spraying cheese fizz in his own mouth]

Scootaloo: Because this is Cranky Doodle's classroom.

Cranky Doodle: Do you mind?!

CMC: Sorry!

[Apple Bloom Closes the room and The CMC leaves the area]

[The CMC enter the teachers' office]

Apple Bloom: Shh!

[Scootaloo Scats, then breaks a lamp]

Apple Bloom: Uh, Scootaloo.

Scootaloo: What?

Apple Bloom: We need to move in silence!

[Scootaloo Scats, then knocks a plant off of the top of the fridge and breaks it]

Scootaloo: Shh! ''[Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle groan in annoyance. Scootaloo continues scatting, then goes under the table, tipping a vase off of it. Apple Bloom gasps, then catches the vase and sighs with relief. Scootaloo screams loudly, causing Apple Bloom to drop the vase and break it] ''Shh! [Sweetie Belle facepalms]

Apple Bloom: Right girls. All I have to do is initiate the power supply to the hard drive and engage the mainframe protocol.

Sweetie Belle: How?

[Apple Bloom turns on the computer]

Sweetie Belle: Good. Now find the Snails file.

[Apple Bloom opens the file]

Apple Bloom: [Sighs] Darn. It's a PFD, we can't edit it.

Scootaloo: What are we gonna do?

Apple Bloom: Pass me that crayon.

[Apple Bloom draws a line on the screen to make the "F" look like an "A."]

CMC: Mmm-hmm.

[Cut to Snails playing Galaktrek in the library]

Snails: More, I need more...!

Apple Bloom: Mission accomplished!

Snails: Oh, very good! Well, here are your good points. [Hands an invisible good point to Apple Bloom]

Apple Bloom: For real?

Snails: Y-yeah?

CMC: OHH! WE JUST GOT PAID! [Throw the good points in the air, laughing]

Sweetie Belle: Look at all this money!

[The CMC hurriedly pick up the good points]

Snails: So, are you girls up for more work? 'Cause I got plenty more for you!

[The CMC gasp]

Snails: [Points down at the floor] You missed one.

Scootaloo: Oh. [Picks it up and puts it in her pocket]

Apple Bloom: Alright, but the price just went up. Now it's twenty invisible good points!

Snails: Hmm, uh... Okay.

Sweetie Belle: And it's ten upfront! The rest on delivery. We're no suckers.

Snails: Alright, alright. You drive a hard bargain, apple girl.

[After Snails hands The CMC more invisible points, Scootaloo grabs them and the sound of stretching elastic is heard as she puts the money away]

Snails: What was that?

Scootaloo: I put the money in my giant pants.

[Apple Bloom shakes her head and Sweetie belle puts her hand on her face]

Snails: Right... Well, my dad wants the lawn taken care of.

Apple Bloom: Hm, go on...

Snails: As in, he wants the weeds taken out.

Apple Bloom: Hm, go on...

Snails: Th-that's it. Take out the weeds.

Apple Bloom: Go on.

Snails: I literally can't be any clearer.

Apple Bloom: Go on-

Snails: You go on!

Apple Bloom: Okay.

[Snails sighs and goes back to playing Galaktrek]

Doing More Chores
[In front of Snails' house, Apple Bloom sprays the grass with herbicide, killing it]

Sweetie Belle: What are you doing?

Apple Bloom: I'm killing the weeds.

Sweetie Belle: Are you kidding me?! He explained six times that he wanted his lawn taken care of, not taken out!

Scootaloo: Well, he never specifically said the grass had to grow back.

Sweetie Belle: Fair point. You did give him plenty of opportunities to be more specific.

''[Sweetie Belle takes the herbicide and sprays it. Later, The CMC are seen in the school library, rolling on the floor laughing]''

CMC: We're rich!

Snails: When you girls are done rolling around in it, can you please get back to work? I'm under attack here!

Apple Bloom: Wow, dude. How did you get the galactic exoskeleton?

Snails: Doesn't matter! Listen, I need you guys to wax my...dad- [The CMC make horrified faces] -'s car. [They sigh in relief] Sorry, I've been playing this game for thirty-eight hours, so I'm starting to train my lose of thought.

Apple Bloom: What?

Snails: You heard me. On get with it!

[The CMC are in front of Snails' house, waxing the car]

Sweetie Belle: You have to admit, it's kinda weird to ask us to wax a car.

Apple Bloom: Hey, Belle, we're labor, not management.

Scootaloo: Apple Bloom is right, Now if you excuse me [Walks towards the back of the car] Sorry, this might hurt a little.

''[Scootaloo goes under the car and waxes it from underneath. Back to the library, an exhausted Snails hands good points to Apple Bloom]''

Snails: ...forty-nine, and fifty.

Apple Bloom: Dude, are you feeling okay? You look like a crab without a shell.

Snails: I'd like to see what you'd look like if you got breakfast, lunch, and dinner from a vending machine. I got more work for you.

Sweetie Belle: Uh, I think we have enough invisible money, thank you.

Snails: Maybe you'll change your mind when you get a load of this.

[Snails opens an empty briefcase as The CMC watch in awe]

Snails: Oh, yeah.

''[A montage shows The CMC performing chores poorly as Snails' state deteriorates. In the library, Snails signs an invisible check and hands it to Apple Bloom]''

Apple Bloom: Uh-uh-uh! Cash only.

[Snails sighs and walks towards a bookshelf]

Snails: [Imitates ATM]

Apple Bloom: What's that?

Snails: Invisible ATM.

CMC: Oooh.

Snails: Do you mind?

''[They look away as Snails types his PIN. The CMC are then seen doing more chores]''

Apple Bloom: Hey! We're done.

[Snails grunts and throws invisible money at them]

Apple Bloom: High five?

''[Snails makes a weak attempt to high five Apple Bloom, then shoos them. The CMC resume their chores, and, unknown to them, Snails' house catches fire]''

Telling the Truth
[The CMC return to the library once again]

Apple Bloom: We would like to redeem our good points, please.

[Snails snarls]

Sweetie Belle: Sorry, could you repeat that?

Snails: That's not gonna be possible.

Scootaloo: What?! Why?

Snails: [Sighs] I used my parents' credit card to buy stuff in the game, and I used you to do chores and gain an advance on my good points. But it's gotten out of control, I got tricked by Galaktrek – I bought every single end-game purchase possible.

Apple Bloom: How much did you spend?

Snails: Uh...numbers we haven't learned at school yet.

Apple Bloom: Well, make one up so we can get an idea.

Snails: Um... [Counts on his fingers] A quadrillion dollars.

[The CMC gasp]

Sweetie Belle: But what about all those invisible good points you gave us?

Snails: [Sighs] There never were any good points. I switched the real ones for nothing but thin air.

[Shocked, The CMC remember all the times they played with the invisible money]

Apple Bloom: Gosh, you're right! There was nothing there all along!

Sweetie Belle: You've hit rock bottom, man!

Snails: Do you know what rock bottom is?! Rock bottom is getting a kid to organize your mom's underwear drawer just so you can afford to buy your space cowboy a new umbrella!

Apple Bloom: If you don't redeem our good points, then we're gonna have to take this to the top. We're gonna go speak to–

Scootaloo: –the President of the United States of America.

Apple Bloom: No, Scoots, his parents.

Scootaloo: The parents of the President of the United States of–

Sweetie Belle: Snails' parents!

Snails: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

[Snails arms an invisible gun]

Apple Bloom: What's that?

Snails: My invisible shock rifle. Remember? I bought all the weapons.

[The CMC run through the hallway as Snails shoots in their direction]

Sweetie Belle: What are we gonna do?! He's got lasers!

Scootaloo: Maybe, but we have a laser copier.

''[Scootaloo jumps onto a laser copier and presses a button. A sheet of paper comes out of it]''

Scootaloo: Yeah, I don't know why I thought that would work.

Sweetie Belle: The name makes it sound more hardcore than it is.

[The CMC start running again]

Snails: You think you can outrun me? Well, try to outrun my portal gun. [Switches between guns] Darn, missed it. Gotta cycle through again.

[Snails switches to his portal gun, then shoots a portal above Apple Bloom and another one underneath her, causing her to fall through an infinite loop]

Apple Bloom: Girls!

[Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Snails fight for the gun, sending Apple Bloom flying in various directions until she bumps into them]

Sweetie Belle: Quick! His parents are only two blocks down!

Snails: It'll look much further after I've used my shrink gun.

''[Snails shoots, causing The CMC to scream as they shrink. He then prepares to stomp them, but is interrupted by a confused Sci-Twi]''

Sci-Twi: What are you doing?

''[Apple Bloom is seen holding Snails' foot while crouched down with her feet tucked into her shirt. Sweetie Belle is on her knees, and Scootaloo knees are in her shoes]''

Apple Bloom: [High-pitched voice] Snails robbed us of our invisible points and shrunk us with a space gun because we were gonna tell his parents.

Sweetie Belle And Scootaloo: Help us!

Sci-Twi: I might not be a qualified psychiatrist, but I'll try anyway. You do realize that none of this is real, right?

Apple Bloom: You know what that means?

Sci-Twi: Yes, you can stop acting like a loon and walk normally down the road to Snails' house.

Apple Bloom: No. It means we can imagine any weapon we want as well!

[Sci-Twi sighs and walks away, The CMC run again]

Apple Bloom: Girls, quick! Think of something awesome!

Sweetie Belle: Huh...aha!

Scootaloo: What is it?

Sweetie Belle: A stick.

[A laser beam grazes The CMC]

Apple Bloom: You're gonna need to think of something much bigger.

[Sweetie Belle throws an invisible object at Snails, crushing him]

Apple Bloom: What was that?

Sweetie Belle: A much bigger stick.

[Snails catches up with The CMC, who readied their invisible guns]

Snails: No... How did you get the flak cannon, the railgun, And the rainbow lasergun?

Apple Bloom: The question is: how are you going to survive them?

''[The CMC fire at Snails in slow motion, "killing" him. They then slowly approach a "dying" Snails]''

Snails: Come closer. Closer...

[Snails places something in Apple Bloom's hand]

Apple Bloom: What is it?

Snails: Pin.

Apple Bloom: Pin for what?

Snails: Plasma grenade.

[Snails holds up an invisible grenade; The CMC attempt to run away, but they are caught in the imaginary explosion]

Snips And Snails' Dad: Hey!

Snails: Sorry, but we're in the middle of a plasma explosion here?

Snips And Snails' Dad: No, you're not. I just had to block my credit card after you spent fifteen thousand dollars on made-up video game weapons! They've closed your game account!

Snails: Oh.

Snips And Snails' Dad: Get in the house. [Gasps] What the...?

[They all turn to the house, which is on fire]

Snips And Snails' Dad: What happened?!

Sweetie Belle: Sorry, sir. We were doing Snails' chores for good points.

Snips And Snails' Dad: And how are you gonna pay for the damage?

Apple Bloom: Do you take any currency?

Snips And Snails' Dad: I guess. What choice do I have?

Apple Bloom: Very well. [Counting invisible money] Ten Apple dollars, twenty Apple dollars, thirty Appl–

Scootaloo: Oh, that's a five.

Apple Bloom: –twenty-five Apple dollars—

[The episode ends]