Spongebob x Unikitty Parody Alaskan Bull Worm

 

My Fanfiction with the Spongebob And Unikitty Alaskan Bull Worm Incident

Italian Narrator: Ahh, another peaceful evening in Unikingdom. Listen to the tropical tranquility. ''[we see the town of Unikingdom. Then, something underground is tunneling and consumes the Unikingdom sign]'' Uh oh.

''[The tunneling thing moves on to the rest of Unikingdom; a cop is writing a ticket for a car parked near a fire hydrant; the thing, still invisible, makes eating noises; we then see that the car has disappeared, so the cop picks up the fire hydrant, moves it to the adjacent car, and places the ticket on that car, whistling as he casually walks away; the thing moves on to Unikitty's castle. Pet Pet wakes up, sees the thing, and whines in terror. Unikitty is still fast asleep]''

Unikitty [mumbling, half-asleep] Two scoops, please. Thank you. [creature eats her blanket] You can keep the change. [creature eats her pillow and she wakes up] What? ''[She watches in horror as he sees the creature leaving her castle. The whole side of the castle is eaten away. A new scene shows Unikitty talking to the crowd at The Happy Burger]''

Unikitty: I saw it! It was big! It was all wiggly! (she wiggles around) AND IT ATE EVERYTHING!

Puppycorn: That's horrible! (gobbles down a whole tray of food, containers, and all in a cartoonish way)

Unikitty: It was an ALASKAN BULL WORM! (different scenes show Alaskan in an icy font, Bull in a hairy font and Worm is entirely made up of worms)

(Everyone else angrily begins talking at once.)

Craig: It ate my wheelbarrow!

FeeBee: It ate my flowers!

Old Timey Mustache Man: It ate my children's homework! (his two kids wink simultaneously and give a big thumbs-up)

Toast: (has a huge bite taken out of his butt) Do I need to say it?

(Everyone talks some more.)

Dino Dude: How can we protect ourselves?!

Mr. Happy: (off-screen) I got it.

(Mr. Happy emerges from the crowd)

Mr. Happy: Let's all get some burgers to eat.

(The crowd angrily boos at him as they throw ketchup bottles and mustard bottles at him as he shields himself.)

Stocko: We should lock our doors!

Really Old Edith: We should call my grandson!

FeeBee: We should keep my other flowers safe!

Knight: We should dig a moat!

Brock: We should take the Unikingdom and push it somewhere else! (the crowd immediately quiets down)

Master Frown: That idea... may just be crazy enough... TO GET US ALL KILLED!!!!

(They all argue again.)

Brock: (angry) What's wrong with my idea?!

Beau: We need to get someone to go after it!

Mr. Happy: There is no one brave enough to take on an Alaskan Bull Worm!

(Then, a scraping noise is heard and we see a stick rub across the window as everyone covers their ears.)

(It then shows the Crazy Old Sailor from Super Amazing Raft Adventure doing it and he turns around.)

Crazy Old Sailor: You got a bathroom in this place?

Mr. Happy: It's in the back.

Crazy Old Sailor: Thanks. (runs)

Dr. Fox: (under a pink-brimmed cowgirl hat) Hawkodile and I will catch that worm for you. (tips brim up)

Hawkodile: (under a black-brimmed cowboy hat) That is if you're willing to either pay or fight me and my lovely Dr. Fox. (tips brim up)

Mr. Happy: (shaking) NO! You'll never take me down or get a cent out of me! (gets in his mech and does a battle stance) NEVER! I'd rather let that worm come in here right now! And eat us all alive! (he foams at his mouth as he goes crazy, and everyone looks at him strangely, he then calms down as a result.) Whoops.

Hawkodile: (laughs good-naturedly and throws away his hat) Me and Dr. Fox did not want to fight you nor do we want your money. We just wanted to play up the drama of the moment is all.

Dr. Fox: (throws away her hat) In fact, Hawkodile and I were just kidding about everything we said.

(Mr. Happy chuckles and then starts to cry quietly. Dr. Fox and Hawkodile then get serious again.)

Hawkodile: Nope. My love and I are not gonna take that spineless creature down for nothing.

Dr. Fox: You know why? Because it's personal. Look, everyone, my tail is gone!

Hawkodile: And so is my tail!

(Hawkodile and Dr. Fox turn around to show their tails missing. And then everyone gasps.)

Dr. Fox: That beast must have gotten them while me and Hawkodile had our backs turned! That coward!

Hawkodile: Trust me! Both of us are gonna get back what is ours!

(Everyone cheers.)

Unikitty: What?! Hawkodile and Dr. Fox, you both don't even know what you're up against! I don't think that is a good idea.

Puppycorn: I agree with everything my big sis said. Besides, do you know exactly what we are talking about?! (quiet and scared tone) The... wooorm.

Unikitty: That's right little bro! We're talking about an Alaskan Bull Worm! (The three same words show up again)

Hawkodile: Well, well, well. Dr. Fox and I don't know anything about Alaska, but look right here. (he shows her a bunch of pictures of giant monsters and giant worms he defeated from when he used to live in Action Forest as well as all the monsters and worms both Dr. Fox and Hawkodile have defeated when he was younger in a book) Back in the Action Forest, I've defeated monsters and took down giant worms!

Dr. Fox: I enjoyed fighting other giant worms with Hawkodile when we were children. And as far as I'm concerned, doing both of those together just saves both of our strength. Now we're gonna go kick some worm tail! Oh yeah!

Hawkodile: Let's do it, Dr. Fox!

Unikitty: But, Hawkodile, you don't know! Stay here please!

Puppycorn: You don't know either, Dr. Fox! Don't go out there!

Hawkodile: Don't worry you two! We'll be back in a minute!

Dr. Fox: Just stay here, Puppycorn and Unikitty!

(The royal siblings chase after Dr. Fox and Hawkodile.)

Unikitty: Hawkodile and Dr. Fox, wait!

Puppycorn: Get back here!

Mr. Happy: Go get the giant worm, Hawkodile and Dr. Fox! We have the utmost confidence in you two! (turns to Brock) Now, what was your idea again?

(Scene shows Brock and the other citizens of the Unikingdom are pushing the place far away.)

Brock: PUSH! (everyone pushes along with him, including Richard)

Unikitty: Wait! Stop, Dr. Fox and Hawkodile!

Puppycorn: Don't go out there please!

Hawkodile: Hello, Unikitty and Puppycorn. Did you come here to watch?

Unikitty: Watch what?

Dr. Fox: You know, worm fighting.

Unikitty and Puppycorn: (together) Come back and don't go out in that area!

Dr. Fox: Why not?

Puppycorn: Because, Dr. Fox and Hawkodile, Unikitty and I saw it!

(Unikitty and Puppycorn whimper)

Unikitty: And my little bro will tell you exactly... WHAT, WE, SAW!

Dr. Fox: What did you see? Give me and Hawkodile examples of what you both just saw.

(Puppycorn and Unikitty whined worse than ever.)

Puppycorn: (screaming tone) IT'S BIG, SCARY, AND ABSOLUTELY BROWN!!!! [each word appears on the screen as Puppycorn screams them out; "Big" displayed in large letters, "Scary" in red drippy letters, and "Brown" in brown fuzzy cursive letters]

Dr. Fox: (chuckles) So is Theodore's belly button. But Hawkodile and I are not afraid of that neither.

Hawkodile: Just you listen to me you two. Everything is going to be okay. Trust me.

Unikitty and Puppycorn: (together) '''NO NO!! NO NO!! YOU BOTH WILL BE MASSACURED!!''' [Unikitty and Puppycorn's bodies fall apart and collapse]

Hawkodile: Puppycorn and Unikitty, calm down. I am from the Action Forest. What you think is big and what I think is big are two totally different "big"s. Besides, he's got my tail. I can't take that sitting down.

Dr. Fox: He's right, Unikitty and Puppycorn. The worm has my tail too and I won't take that sitting down neither. We will be having ourselves worm soup after he's done for.

Unikitty: Okay. But, what if the worm did not take your tails?

Hawkodile: If that worm does not have me and Dr. Fox's tails, then who does?

Puppycorn: [unconvincingly] Um, that would be me and Unikitty?

Hawkodile: You do? And if you do, where are they?

Puppycorn: Hmm, let us go out and check to see where your tails are.

Dr. Fox: Okay. Take as much time as you two need. [Puppycorn and Unikitty look nervous. Once they look all over the place, they pick up two paperclips attatched to two strings each, and they open their hands to show Dr. Fox and Hawkodile what they have, much to Dr. Fox's anger.] Unikitty and Puppycorn, must I REMIND you both THAT you have TWO PAPERCLIPS AND STRINGS!

Puppycorn: NO THEY ARE NOT! We have both of your tails!

Hawkodile: (angry) YOU STUPID IDIOTS! HOW STUPID CAN YOU BOTH BE?! YOU HONESTLY EXPECT US TO BELIEVE THAT THESE ARE OUR TAILS YOU MORONS?! WELL, GUESS WHAT?! YOU ARE TOTALLY INCORRECT!

Unikitty: Excuse me! But, you may not talk to us like that! THESE LOOK LIKE YOUR TAILS!

Dr. Fox: (angry) UNIKITTY AND PUPPYCORN, GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS THAT THEY ARE PAPERCLIPS AND STRINGS! NOT OUR TAILS YOU DIM WITTED MORONS!

Unikitty: (tearing up) HOW WOULD YOU TWO KNOW?! IT IS ALWAYS BEHIND YOU BOTH! (sobbing) OH, DON'T GO! DON'T GO! DON'T! GO! AT! ALL!

Puppycorn: (tearing up) IT'S NOT FAIR OF WHAT WILL BECOME OF YOU BOTH AND... (crying) HOW YOU WILL BE DEVOURED BY THAT WORM! IT! WON'T! BE! FAIR!

(Puppycorn jumps onto Hawkodile's face and hugs it crying. And Unikitty does the same thing to Dr. Fox's face while sobbing. Dr. Fox pulls Unikitty off.)

Hawkodile: (pulls Puppycorn off) OKAY, UNIKITTY AND PUPPYCORN, THAT'S ENOUGH!! BY THE WAY, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU LITTLE FREAKS?!?!

Dr. Fox: BY THE WAY, WE ARE GOING TO GIVE THAT LEGLESS RASCAL A WHAT FOR AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU BOTH CAN DO TO STOP ME NOR HAWKODILE!!

(Hawkodile and Dr. Fox resume walking.)

Unikitty: Oh yeah?

Puppycorn: How about this? What if I said... 'blargen fedibble no-hip'?

(Hawkodile and Dr. Fox stop walking.)

Hawkodile: (sarcastic and angry) HAAAAA... HAAAAAAA... '''HAAAAAAAA!!! I GOTTA SAY THAT'S SO, SO, SO FUNNY ON WHAT YOU JUST ASKED YOU STUPID BLUE DOG!!! NOW SHUT UP AND LET US GO AFTER THAT WORM IDIOTS!!!'''

Unikitty: Trust me. That worm will eat you if you-

Dr. Fox: (Annoyed and frustrated) WE WILL BE FINE YOU LITTLE (mocking Unikitty) "STAY POSITIVE" (normal voice) KIND OF STUPID PINK KITTY WITH A BLUE POINTY HORN ON HER HEAD!!!

(Dr. Fox and Hawkodile continue walking.)

Puppycorn: (appears next to Dr. Fox and Hawkodile) You know, tails are so overrated. Let's just forget about it and go back home.

(Dr. Fox and Hawkodile ignore Puppycorn and they keep walking. Then, Unikitty suddenly appears next to them.)

Unikitty: I've got ice cream with sprinkles. We can eat that instead of having you both fight that worm, only to fail and be killed, Hawkodile. Or maybe we can do science at your lab Dr. Fox.

(Dr. Fox and Hawkodile are still walking and they still ignore them. Unikitty and Puppycorn appear again with Puppycorn wearing a fox mask on his face and Unikitty wearing a bird mask on her face.)

Unikitty: (using the voice of an old lady) Hawkodile, this is your Mother speaking! I forbid you to go out there to come after that worm! It will devour you alive! You get out of there right now!

Hawkodile: '''STOP IT, UNIKITTY!!! YOU, ARE NOT, MY MOM!!!'''

Puppycorn: (using the voice of an old man) Dr. Fox, you listen to your Pops! You are never ever allowed to be out there! The worm will make you it's meal! I forbid you and Hawkodile to try and take down that worm! You read my lips young lady! Stay... away... from... that... worm!

Dr. Fox: '''I DO NOT CARE HOW MUCH YOU PROHIBIT ME AND HAWKODILE!!! WE'RE GOING TO GIVE THAT WORM WHAT'S COMING TO HIM AND THAT'S FINAL!!!'''

(Unikitty and Puppycorn stand in front of Hawkodile and Dr. Fox with boxing gloves.)

Unikitty: Let me tell you something, Dr. Fox and Hawkodile! If you want to get to that worm, then you will have to go through me and Puppycorn!

Puppycorn: And trust me, it will not be easy! I say that because you are not getting murdered by that worm whatsoever!

(Dr. Fox and Hawkodile push through the royal siblings' bodies as if walking through swinging doors. Unikitty grabs Dr. Fox's ankles and fears for her life.)

Puppycorn: (grabs Hawkodile's ankles, fearing for his life as well) HAWKODILE AND DR. FOX, NO!! WE CAN'T LET YOU TWO DO THAT!! WE'RE NOT GONNA LET YOU GET KILLED!! IT'S WAY TOO DANGEROUS OUT THERE!!

Unikitty: TRUST ME AND PUPPYCORN, HAWKODILE AND DR. FOX!! IF YOU BOTH FIND HIM, YOU'LL GET EATEN BY HIM FOR SURE!!

Hawkodile: THERE IS NO WAY A GIANT WORM IS GOING TO MAKE A MEAL OF ME NOR DR. FOX YOU LITTLE HORN HEADED DORKS!!! I'M TOO ACTION FOREST TOUGH!!!

Dr. Fox: BY THE WAY, IF YOU IDIOTS WERE TO SHUT UP AND STOP FEARING FOR BOTH OF OUR LIVES CONSTANTLY, THEN WE CAN HOPEFULLY GET THIS OVER WITH AND GO HOME!!

Unikitty: (on the verge of tears) WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR ME AND PUPPYCORN TO STOP YOU FROM BEING THE WORM'S MEAL?!?! NOTHING!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! YOU BOTH ARE JUST BEING SO RUDE TO ME AND MY LITTLE BROTHER!! AND I MEAN, SOOOOOOOOOO RUUUUUUUUDDDEEE!!

Hawkodile: AWW, FORGET IT!!! WE HAVE HAD ABSOLUTELY ENOUGH OF YOU TWO DIM WITTED MORONS!!!

Dr. Fox: WE WILL JUST GO GET THAT WORM!!! AND HOPEFULLY, WE WILL STOP HEARING YOU BRATS ACT LIKE WHINY DORKS!!!

(That was totally enough to hit home. Unikitty transforms into Sad Kitty, sits down, and starts wailing. Puppycorn hugs her tight.)

Puppycorn: Calm down, Unikitty. What is the matter?

Hawkodile: (groans) What is she blubbering about?!

Dr. Fox: (groans) Why am I hearing this?!

Unikitty: (bawling) '''BAM!!!! HOME RUN!!!! 10 POINTS FOR DR. FOX AND HAWKODILE'S RUDENESS TOWARDS ME AND YOU, PUPPYCORN!!!!'''

(Puppycorn turned into Puppy Rage while hugging Unikitty.)

Puppycorn: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY OUT OF YOUR MINDS?!?! (turns back to normal, but still infuriated) YOU ARE NOT BEING NICE TO MY BIG SIS AT ALL RIGHT NOW!! YOU KEEP ON DENYING THAT YOU WILL BE EATEN AND YOU'RE FORGETTING THE FACT THAT ME AND UNIKITTY SHOULD REALLY GO WITH YOU WITH ALL THIS (mocking Hawkodile) "I am super tough and I will still be alive along with Dr. Fox"... (normal voice) AND... (mocking Dr. Fox) "We will beat that worm up no matter what, even if it should mean death"... CRAZINESS!! (to Unikitty) It's okay. Let it out. Please don't cry. Here's the plan. We can convince those meanies to go get that worm together. There there. (to Hawkodile and Dr. Fox) Listen to these words coming from my mouth! We are going after that worm together which means you will take me and Unikitty to protect you! And under no circumstances are you allowed to yell at me and big sis nor call us names! Do I make myself clear?!

Unikitty: (still wailing) '''IT SHOULD BE A GREAT PLAN FOR ME AND PUPPYCORN TO GO WITH YOU TO TAKE DOWN THAT WORM!!!! GIVE ME AN APOLOGY FOR CALLING ME NAMES AND FOR YELLING AT ME!!!! PLEASE!!!!'''

Puppycorn: (hugging Unikitty) Sssssshhhhhh. It's going to be alright. I'm here for you.

(Unikitty stops screaming and sobbing as well as going back to normal when Hawkodile and Dr. Fox started to say something.)

Hawkodile: (whimpering) ALRIGHT ALREADY! ALRIGHT ALREADY! WE ARE SO, SO, SO SORRY FOR HOW WE ACTED TOWARDS YOU AND PUPPYCORN, UNIKITTY! JUST PLEASE CALM DOWN!

Dr. Fox: (whimpering) WE WILL NOW FINALLY AGREE AND ACEPT YOUR PLAN TO TAKE YOU BOTH WITH US TO FIGHT THE WORM! WE'RE TRULY SORRY FOR BEING VERY HARSH ON YOU BOTH! JUST STOP YOUR CRYING PLEASE, UNIKITTY!

Unikitty: (happy) Whee! Thank you! Thank you for saying sorry! I totally accept your apology! I'm glad you agree to have me and my little bro protect you both while you are fighting the worm!

Puppycorn: (picks up the two paperclips and strings) Come on! Let's go to that worm!

Dr. Fox: Oh boy! I can't wait to have worm soup for dinner!

Hawkodile: By the way, I know you both will protect me and Dr. Fox if the worm is too difficult to take down!

Dr. Fox: This is gonna be fun!

Hawkodile: [picks up some sand from the ground as if tracking an animal and sniffs it] Worm sign. [he holds a small sign in his hand that has "WORM" painted on it and he looks up] He's in that cave.

Puppycorn: He's really in that cave?

Dr. Fox: (looks inside the cave) Sure he is.

(Puppycorn and Unikitty cheer)

Unikitty: Whoo hoo! We found the worm! We found the worm! I knew this "go together" plan would work! You know what? You are going to go in there and give that worm a what-for. Trust me, you'll be having worm soup in no time. Get him, Dr. Fox and Hawkodile.

Hawkodile: Oh don't worry. We're both going in.

Dr. Fox: And we won't be coming out until we get a big heaping plate of worm soup. (she walks into the cave along with Hawkodile. We hear Dr. Fox inside the cave) Aha! There you are you tail-nabbing varmint! Hi-yah! (we hear fighting noises. Dr. Fox peeks out of the cave) We're winning you two! (resumes fighting with Hawkodile)

Puppycorn: Beat that worm up you two! Clap it's cheeks!

(Hawkodile peaks out of the cave.)

Hawkodile: Trust me. This shouldn't take long.

(Hawkodile and Dr. Fox resume fighting.)

Unikitty: Go, Dr. Fox and Hawkodile! Don't give up until he's done for!

(Hawkodile and Dr. Fox peek out of the cave.)

Hawkodile and Dr. Fox: (together) We're almost done. (resumes fighting)

Puppycorn and Unikitty: (together) Right on, Hawkodile and Dr. Fox!

Hawkodile and Dr. Fox: (together) Yipee! (comes out riding a pink-segmented thing) We got him at last!

(Hawkodile and Dr. Fox make a giant knot before they stand on it proudly.)

Unikitty: (feels like something fishy is going on) Hawkodile and Dr. Fox.

Puppycorn: (uneasy as well) I don't think-

Hawkodile: Man, this critter put up some sort of fight. But I'm from the Action Forest. And as you can see, no worm is a match for me nor Dr. Fox. I even found my tail. [we see that he has fastened his tail back together with some twine and so has Dr. Fox]

Dr. Fox: I got my tail back too.

Puppycorn: That's not the worm.

Hawkodile: What? I can't hear you.

Unikitty: That's not the worm.

Dr. Fox: Pardon?

Unikitty: That's, not, the, worm!

Puppycorn: That's his tounge!

[The camera zooms out to show that Unikitty and Puppycorn are right. The opening of the cave is actually the worm's open mouth. His eyes blink with a squishy sound, letting Dr. Fox and Hawkodile know that big bad trouble is coming.]

Hawkodile: Ohhhh. This is the tounge. And the whole thing is the... worm.

Dr. Fox: Well, do you know... what this means?

Puppycorn and Unikitty: (together) What?

Hawkodile and Dr. Fox: (together) RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!!