Cartoons And Video Games Crossover Patty Hype A Special Crossover

Another crossover fanfiction with cartoon and video game characters 

''[Episode starts with the Quack Burger. Inside, it is dirty and covered in cobwebs. Rarity is seen covered in dust and cobwebs. She blows the dust off herself. Unikitty dusts off a cobweb off a table with a feather duster. A spider comes down and makes a new web. Unikitty dusts it off again, but the spider comes back and makes another one. SwaySway is seen covered in dust against the wall. He sneezes the dust off.]''

SwaySway: Ah-ah-achoo! [sighs] 36 days without a customer.

Luigi: [slowly crawls towards the Quack Burger] So... hungry..

Unikitty: Ah! SwaySway, a customer!

SwaySway: Ah! ''[SwaySway squeals in delight, revealing a spider web growing in his mouth. A spider crawls all over it]''

Luigi: No food... 3 days...

SwaySway: Hold on, me bucko! Food's on the way! [He is about to call into the kitchen, but then has a second thought] Uhh... You got money, right?

Luigi: Yeah..

SwaySway: Unikitty! Bring this plumber some grub before he keels over!

Unikitty: [offers him food] Here you go, sir.

Luigi: Oh. Krabby Patties, huh?

SwaySway: Finest all over Toon City!

Luigi: Yeah, yeah, sure. But where's the pizzazz?

SwaySway: Huh?

Luigi: Look at this place. [the inside of the Quack Burger is all old and worn out] I mean, what is the theme here? A happy place? It's boring! [He turns and crawls away] Food! Water! Atmosphere!

SwaySway: Nobody goes to a restaurant for atmosphere. [runs to the door] They go for food! [he looks out the door as SpongeBob and Gumball see each other on the street]

SpongeBob: Hey, Gumball!

Gumball: SpongeBob! Hey, you wanna eat at the Quack Burger?

SpongeBob: Nah, let's go to the Ice Cream Shack. They've got a talking dog!

Gumball: [runs off with SpongeBob] Great! Say, what's a dog?

SwaySway: [Gasps] Money walking! I need to think up a gimmick like that to bring people back in here!

Unikitty: [taps SwaySway's back] I have an idea! [pushes Unikitty away]

SwaySway: Wait! I've got an idea! [Cut to outside the Quack Burger, where a marching band plays, and a crowd gathers around SwaySway] ...And so ladies and gentlemen, be sure to buy plenty of Krabby Patties as I bury myself alive! ''[Everyone cheers and confetti shoots up from the ground as SwaySway wields a shovel. He digs a hole, and then hops into it]'' No free refills. ''[scene cuts. Then, he pats the dirt in around him, leaving himself underground with no trace of him. Crash runs up to on top of where SwaySway was buried]''

Crash: Hey, everyone, listen! [the music stops] The talking dog at the Ice Cream Shack is singing! Come on!

Cyborg From TTG: Yeah, let's go!

''[He motions for everyone to follow, and they do, leaving SwaySway alone, under the ground. Cut to the inside of the Quack Burger, where it has been cleaned out]''

Unikitty: SwaySway, I have an idea!

SwaySway: What am I going to do? If I don't find an idea, I'll go out of business!

Unikitty: SwaySway, I have an idea!

SwaySway: Why can't someone give me an idea?

Unikitty: SwaySway, I have an idea!

SwaySway: [looks above] For The Bread Of The world in Heaven, I need an idea!

[A divine light hits SwaySway and Unikitty comes down, playing the harp and dressed like an angel]

Unikitty: [sings] SwaySway, I have an idea!

SwaySway: