Unikitty And Spongebob Parody Fishes

MY EIGHTH FANFICTION WITH UNIKITTY AND SPONGEBOB WITH CARTOON CROSSOVERS''

[the Scene starts at The Crossover Restaurant] 

Crunchee: Uhh, what do you like better? The Bar-B-Cubes, or the Rock Pops?

Rarity: I like neither. Can I take your order?

Crunchee: What about the Cookironis, are they any good?

Rarity: [annoyed] No. What will you have?

Crunchee: Well, uhh, what's your vote on the soda?

Rarity: [Looking irritated] Sir, let's just get this out of the way, I hate everything on the menu. Now what do you want?

Unikitty: [pokes her head out from behind the kitchen window] Psst, try the Hamlogna Sandwiches!

Crunchee: Uhh, I'll try the Hamlogna Sandwiches.

Rarity: That'll be one dollar.

[Rarity rings up one dollar, but then a siren goes off]

Crunchee: What's going on?

Rarity: Something stupid, I'm sure.

[Alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing the music called Superquick A.] 

[SwaySway comes out from the restroom, cheering]

SwaySway: Yippee! ''[Kisses Crunchee and Rarity. Takes the dollar and laughs hysterically as he rubs it all over himself]'' Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha!

Rarity: [sighs] See? I told you.

''[Unikitty comes out of the kitchen. As she, Vambre Warrior, Yumi Yoshimura, Leni Loud and Buhdeuce come to see what SwaySway is cheering]''

Leni Loud: What's wrong with SwaySway?

SwaySway: [Looks weird as he runs over to the counter] Nothing, you guys! Do you know what this is?!

Yumi Yoshimura: A very dirty dollar?

SwaySway: No! This is my one millionth dollar earned. Every in my family's goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I got mine.

SwaySway: [to Crunchee] Congratulations, Sir. You have just given me my one millionth dollar.

Crunchee: Ha, great. Uhh, what do I win?

SwaySway: Nothing. Now get out.

Crunchee: [confused] Uhh, what?

SwaySway: Get out! Everyone get out, you're spoiling my moment!

[SwaySway pushes everyone out of the crossover restaurant to the door]

SwaySway: My millionth dollar.

Buhdeuce: Wow. Congratulations, SwaySway. I'm so proud of you.

SwaySway: Congratulate yourselves, you guys. A Breadwinner's nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like you [He imagines Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce and Leni looking deformed] comes around maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for making my millionth dollar, I'm taking you on a trip.

Unikitty: Wow, a trip!

Leni Loud: YAY!

Buhdeuce: I can't believe it! Thanks, SwaySway.

Rarity: This is literally Exiting! Where are we going, the Toon City Spa?

[Scene cuts to the seven of them in a pool]

SwaySway: No.

Yumi Yoshimura: Pamper Island?

[Scene cuts to the seven of them laying on towels at a beach]

SwaySway: Try again.

Vambre Warrior: Ooh, ooh, ooh, I bet it's The Toon City Folk Village, Right?

[Scene cuts to the seven of them in 18th century clothing]

SwaySway: Better than that!

[Scene cuts to the seven of them wearing raincoats on a boat accompanied by a foghorn noise, Rarity, Vambre, and Yumi, look annoyed and unamused]

Rarity: Fishing?! Are you serious? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? [Fishes are jumping] Fishing for stinky fishes in a smelly old boat on a filthy lagoon?

Yumi Yoshimura: Yeah! You call this fun?

SwaySway: Aww, come on now, you Guys, Don't be like that. Seven fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few fishes [Catches a fish then he throws it back] then throw them back. Don't you think that's fun?

Vambre Warrior: [annoyed] No. [Takes off her raincoat and she, Rarity and Yumi sit on the chairs] And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now.

Rarity: How could this be better then the Toon City Spa?

Yumi Yoshimura: Or Pamper Island?

Unikitty: [comes up to Rarity] Hey Rare, you want to me cast out over here so you can watch me?

Rarity: How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?

Unikitty: Okay.

Rarity: [takes out her phone] Oh great, there is no signal here. [sighs] Well I think I have to spend my time in another activity. [Rarity pulls out a magazine and reads it.]

''[Unikitty casts her line behind her which catches on Rarity's Magazine. Unikitty brings her line forward and casts it in the lagoon. Unikitty casts Rarity's chair and she spins in the air and lands on her stomach]''

Rarity: Hey! watch where you're swinging that...

[Unikitty casts Rarity's mane in the lagoon]

Rarity: Unikitty! be careful with... [Unikitty hooks Rarity's nose.] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!

[The camera cuts to an overhead view of the boat as Unikitty casts Rarity's nose into the lagoon, a loud rip is heard and Rarity screams loudly in pain, then walks up to SwaySway with her nose torn off]

Rarity: Okay, I've had enough.

SwaySway: What happened to you?

Rarity: Unikitty happened.

SwaySway: [Laughs] Oh, Rarity, you got to lighten up.

[Unikitty is still casting out items while SwaySway talks to Rarity]

SwaySway: Sure the kid's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose. [Laughs]

[The hook in Unikitty's fishing rod touches SwaySway's millionth dollar.]

SwaySway: [Gasps] My millionth dollar!

[Unikitty rips SwaySway's pants off and casts his dollar to the lagoon]

SwaySway: Unikitty, wait! Unikitty, you hooked my millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul ya.

[But then, the music starts playing]

SwaySway: Oh no. Unikitty, quick, reel it in. Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late!

[Unikitty reels it in as fast as she can.]

SwaySway: Hurry, Unikitty! The music's getting faster!

[SwaySway opens the doors to the orchestra]

SwaySway: [to the orchestra] There you are, ya stinkin' bilge rats!

SwaySway: [to the trumpeters] Stop playing that music!

SwaySway: [to the conductor] Stop it, please!

SwaySway: [to the violinists] I'm begging ya!

SwaySway: [to his millionth dollar] Come on, honey, you can make it! Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! [to Unikitty] Hurry, Unikitty!

Unikitty: Here she comes... She made it!

SwaySway: [cheers] Yea-hah! Yeah-Woo-hoo-hoo! Oh-ho-ho! [Holds up the dollar] For a second or two, I thought she was a goner.

[Ominous orchestra music plays again.]

''[Suddenly, a giant shark jumps up and takes SwaySway's dollar. It takes a while for SwaySway to notice his dollar isn't in his hand anymore. The shark swims away.] ''

[The scene cuts as SwaySway’s eyes well up with tears, and he begins to cry]

[Buhdeuce, Leni, Vambre, Yumi and Rarity walked up to SwaySway]

Vambre Warrior: So, some trip, eh, SwaySway?

SwaySway: Oh, you guys! You're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped shark ate my millionth dollar! [sobbing and flops to the ground] I lost my dollar, and I'll never get it back! [bangs his hands against the floor] Never, never, never, never, never!

Leni Loud: Oh, poor SwaySway. I've never seen him so broken up.

[SwaySway is literally in pieces, crying]

Rarity: Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen.

Yumi Yoshimura: Yeah! Come on, SwaySway, drop the act.

[SwaySway is crying while sucking his Duck Feet]

Vambre Warrior: SwaySway, it's just a stupid dollar.

[SwaySway continues weeping as he pours tears into his beak]

Yumi Yoshimura: For Pete's sake, SwaySway, suck it up!

[SwaySway's eyes inflate then squirt out tears]

Vambre Warrior: SwaySway...

[SwaySway is wailing like a fountain]

Yumi Yoshimura: SwaySway...

[SwaySway is sobbing like a faucet.] 

[Buhdeuce and the others had enough]

Buhdeuce: Okay, okay, SwaySway, we'll help you get your dollar back!

SwaySway: ''[Sucks on a real life thumb. then hears what Buhdeuce said, then he throws the real life thumb away and feels so much better]'' You will? Great! Wait right here.

[SwaySway runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]

SwaySway: Here's where shark fishing gets serious.

[the Scene cuts to later in the day where SwaySway is on top of the boat and Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce and Leni are on the lower deck]

SwaySway: Okay, you guys get the fishing poles ready, and I'll keep my eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.

Unikitty: [Salutes] Aye aye, captain!

SwaySway: And remember, we don't leave until we catch that shark and rescue my dollar.

[SwaySway scouts the area.]

''[the Scene cuts to later where SwaySway has a beard on from scouting for too long. Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce and Leni look tired]''

Yumi Yoshimura: [angrily] That's it, I'm finished! [throws the fishing pole down to the lagoon] We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble! This is hopeless!

Unikitty: Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Pet Pet.

''[Scene cuts to Pet Pet chewing up the gang's couch at home. The scene cuts back to the gang]''

Vambre Warrior: [takes out her Magimobile] There's no signal here. And were completely lost.

Rarity: [groans] This is ridiculous! 92 hours here, my phone is dead and there's no place to charge my phone!

Leni Loud: [stomach growls] I'm hungry!

Unikitty: [stomach growls as well] Yeah me too.

Rarity: We're literally gonna die out here just because a shark ate SwaySway's stupid dollar!

[Suddenly, Buhdeuce gets an idea, A rather crafty idea]

Buhdeuce: [gasps] I got an idea!

Yumi Yoshimura: Got what, Buhdeuce? Do you have a plan?

Buhdeuce: Yep! Yep! [pulls out his wallet] Well Anyway, [takes a dollar out of his wallet] if SwaySway wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. You guys, know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Vambre Warrior: Oh, good thinking Buhdeuce. [Jabbers]

[the Scene cuts to later in the day, where SwaySway is still scouting the area]

Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre Warrior, Yumi Yoshimura, Buhdeuce and Leni Loud: Oh, SwaySway! SwaySway!

[SwaySway steers his eyes toward Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce and Leni to see them waving a dollar]

Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre Warrior, Yumi Yoshimura, Buhdeuce and Leni Loud: Look what we've got!

SwaySway: [Jumps down and gasps] Could it be? [Takes the dollar] My millionth dollar?

[SwaySway starts cheering again]

SwaySway: [starts cheering again] Ha-ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! Wow! Who-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce and Leni start cheering as well]

SwaySway: [laughs hysterically] Ha-ha-ha! Ye-he-ha-ha-ho-ha-ha! Ye-he-hya-ha-ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! Wow!

[SwaySway rubs the dollar on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing]

SwaySway: Wait a minute...

[SwaySway rubs the dollar back and forth again and points at the dollar]

SwaySway: This isn't my millionth dollar.

[Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce and Leni look at each other puzzled]

SwaySway: This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, [Shows the dollar bill just like described] and kissed with Ocean Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.

Leni Loud: [wearing a blue lipstick and a purse] Actually, it's Ocean Blue number- [Rarity whacks her on the head with a fishing rod using her magic to shut her up, but it's already too late] three!

SwaySway: I trusted you, and you gave me this?! I can't believe my own crew would betray me like this!

Vambre Warrior: No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by your nonsense anymore.

SwaySway: [narrows his eyes] I see. Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward.

Buhdeuce: [gets confused] Huh?

Yumi Yoshimura: You're kidding, Are you?

Leni Loud: [excited] Yay! Is it a trip to the mall?

SwaySway: No. It's this sandwich. [Nails the sandwich to a pole]

Rarity: A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?

SwaySway: Not a sandwich. [throws the other sandwiches into the lagoon] The sandwich.

Rarity: Whatever. We've got plenty more to... [She and the others get shocked] 

[SwaySway throws the refrigerator into the lagoon]

Rarity: ...eat.

SwaySway: Now, I think we understand each other, a little bit more. No one eats until I get my millionth dollar back.

Rarity: Uhh, Darlings, can I have a word with all of you? [she, Vambre, Yumi, Unikitty, Leni and Buhdeuce go to the back] Have you all noticed that SwaySway has gone... [suddenly shouting] COMPLETELY INSANE?!?!?!?!

Vambre Warrior: W-what do you mean, Rarity?

Yumi Yoshimura: Well, You didn't mean what Rarity is saying. But she could say SwaySway has gone "Overboard!" [rimshot] [laughs] Get it? But seriously, Just look at him..

''[Yumi points to SwaySway, who is dressed like he is at a funeral sobbing at a tombstone with the words 'R.I.P. My Millionth Dollar' on it. He then hugs it.]''

Leni Loud: But Guys, he's lost something near and dear to him. Haven't you ever—

[Leni cuts off after SwaySway laughs oddly]

Rarity: Look again.

[SwaySway uses his hat as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person]

Leni Loud: [now visibly scared] OMG. You're right.

Unikitty: [now visibly scared as well] How do we gonna get outta here?

Buhdeuce: Maybe If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.

Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre Warrior, Yumi Yoshimura, and Leni Loud: Okay.

''[Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce and Leni take a step, then start screaming as they sprint over to the lifeboat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up]''

[SwaySway pops his head out of the lifeboat]

SwaySway: [Angry] So you thought you'd skip out on old, SwaySway did ya?! Even after you promised to help me, I know what you're thinking. [mockingly] "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave this man, he won't notice." [normal voice] Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you!

''[Scene cuts to SwaySway hanging his line over the boat. Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce and Leni are attached to the line]''

SwaySway: live bait!

Vambre Warrior: You're completely insane, SwaySway!

Yumi Yoshimura: Vambre's right! If that shark didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?

SwaySway: [dressed up as a conductor] Oh, he'll come.

[SwaySway taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music]

[Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce and Leni shake and scream in terror]

Buhdeuce: SwaySway, I can't believe you're doing this! But listen, I work with the others all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... [Yells] you are completely out of your mind!

[SwaySway giggles madly in response while conducting the orchestra.]

[The giant shark emerges above the lagoon coming closer to the others on the line]

Rarity: SwaySway, Darling, [shouting] Get us out of here!

SwaySway: Come on, fresh meat, over here!

[Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce and Leni scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant shark]

SwaySway: Keep thrashing! He likes it!

[Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce and Leni continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]

SwaySway: Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there.

[Giant shark shows the dollar on its tongue]

SwaySway: That's it!

[SwaySway closes the doors to cause the music to stop.]

[The giant shark stops in mid-air and SwaySway jumps inside it to take the dollar]

SwaySway: Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, guys, I finally got it!

[SwaySway rubs his dollar on himself]

SwaySway: I finally got my millionth dollar!

[Cabin doors open to play the ominous music again.]

[The giant shark closes its mouth, with SwaySway inside, and dives into the lagoon.]

[Cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow to the applauding audience]

Buhdeuce: Oh, poor SwaySway. He's gone forever and he's out of our lives.

Leni Loud: Yeah. [She starts crying] Why couldn't it have been me?! [Crying]

Vambre Warrior: [starts crying as well] Yes, why couldn't it have been one of you?! [Sobbing]

Yumi Yoshimura: [also starts crying as well] Yeah! He was always a hero! And this is all our fault! [Sobbing]

Unikitty: [also starts crying as well and turns into Sad Kitty] Why did he have to go like this?! Why? [Crying]

Rarity: [also starts crying as well] Yes, Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to the rest of us?! [Sobbing]

''[Rarity, Unikitty, Leni, Vambre and Yumi are sobbing. Buhdeuce joins on crying]''

Buhdeuce: [sobbing] PLEASE COME BACK SWAYSWAY! COME BACK TO US! PLEASE!

SwaySway: Hello, Everyone.

''[Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce, and Leni stop crying and sobbing. Unikitty turns back to normal]''

Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre Warrior, Yumi Yoshimura, Buhdeuce and Leni Loud: SwaySway?

[SwaySway's head is above the lagoon]

SwaySway: Have you Guys met... [Holds his millionth dollar up] ...my millionth dollar? [laughs]

Buhdeuce: Huh, I guess my wish did come true.

Leni Loud: Wow, how did you get it back?

SwaySway: It wasn't easy. Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter. So, eventually, we settled on a trade.

Buhdeuce: What did you give him?

[SwaySway jumps back up on the boat, revealing himself as only having his head and his left arm]

SwaySway: Nothing important. [Laughs]

[Unikitty, Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce and Leni look shocked.]

THE END.