Unikitty, Puppycorn And Master Frown Are Pirates A Spongebob Parody

My fourth fanfiction with Cartoon Crossovers And Spongebob

SwaySway: [Looks around at the Crossover Restaurant with a telescope] Ugh!...... Where could they possibly be?! The Customers should've been here hours ago! Arrgh! Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I'll surely break out in a rash! [sighs] Oh well, it’s not like it’s Buhdeuce's problem anyway...

[Leni Loud and Ami Onuki are playing a board pirate game]

Leni Loud: Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Ami! eight gold doubloons!

SwaySway: Waaaiiittt!!!! I saw it first! Ha! [Jumps onto table and sweats] Gold, gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine! Huh?!

Leni Loud: Boy, SwaySway, you sure are sweaty!

SwaySway: What the heck is this? Where are the doubloons?

Leni Loud: [laughs] Hahahahaha! There are no real doubloons, SwaySway! It's a game called "The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt".

Ami Onuki: Based on a real treasure map.

Leni Loud: Hey, SwaySway, why don't cha Take a break and play around with us?

Ami Onuki: Yeah! C'mon, sweaty! Hee hee!

SwaySway: Well..... wait, Have you finished cleaning the tables like I asked you to?

Leni Loud: I already cleaned the tables, SwaySway!

SwaySway: Yeah, but did you scrape all the gum off the underside?

Leni Loud: [chewing gum along with Ami] I told ya, I already took care of it.

SwaySway: O-kay then........ but, oh well, sure. Why not? It’s not like anything’s happening anytime soon, but....... All right, girls. Looks like you've shanghaied me.

Ami Onuki: My turn. [rolls dice] Five. [makes raspberry noise while moving piece.] Okay, let’s see what card I got: [Reads card] Hmm, One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig! Hmmm. [Leni Loud turns her eyes toward SwaySway] It's off to jail for you, SwaySway.

SwaySway: Ami, you're fired!

Ami Onuki: But I don't even work in here!

SwaySway: Well, I wanted to ask you this, but I figured I’d tell ya. Would you like a job, starting now? [puts hat on Ami's head]

Ami Onuki: Oh, uh...... gosh, Boy, would I?!

SwaySway: Really? Nah. I've also going to say, [takes hat off Ami's head] You're fired. [Laughs] No. I'm just kidding with you.

Leni Loud: Alright, My turn. [rolls dice] One, two, three, four. Now for my card: [picks up card and reads it] Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way. [looks through the hole in the tree] Well, I see SwaySway's zipper is undone.

SwaySway: [gasps] Shiver me timbers!

Leni Loud: [laughs] Hahaha! Just kidding, SwaySway. I'm almost to the treasure. Your turn again, SwaySway.

SwaySway: Okay. [rolls dice] Ooh, gold eyes. One....... and two.

Leni Loud: Here, SwaySway, I’ll read your card for you! [picks up card and reads it] Alright, let’s see: ''“Congratulations! You are a real pirate! Go straight to the “X” that marks the spot!”'' Wow, you won, SwaySway! You get to dig for treasure, now!

SwaySway: Really?! Oh yeah, Treasure. [digs and mini plastic treasure chest appears] There it is! It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! I won! Woohoo! Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! [starts sweating profusely]

Leni Loud: Hee hee! Hey, look! SwaySway is getting all sweaty again.

Double D [Edd]: [walks into The Crossover Restaurant] Rev up those fryers, ‘cause I am sure hungry for one-- [SwaySway picks him up, holds him over his head, and heads for the door] -HELP! HELP! [SwaySway throws him out the door] AAAAHHHH!!!!! [crashes to the dumpster] MY LEG!!!!!

SwaySway: Grrgh, Can't you see we're closed?! [rushes back to the game table] Ready for another round? This is my kind of game!

Leni Loud and Ami Onuki: Hooray!

SwaySway: Six! One, two... ''[scenery changes from day to night. Leni and Ami are tired; Ami is even asleep on the table]'' I win again! Oh, that's seventeen times in a row.

Leni Loud: [very tired] SwaySway..... it's midnight. I gotta lock up already! And [yawns] I think we ought to call it a night, SwaySway. I really got to get some sleep.

SwaySway: Oh, Come on, Leni, you can't walk out on me now. And besides, it’s the weekend! We got no school for two days!

Leni Loud: I know, but I'm sorry, SwaySway. I can’t..... [yawns] I’m party pooped! [she slings Ami over her shoulder, and carries her out] Well.... See you tomorrow, SwaySway.... ''[walks inside the Loud House after bringing Ami home. Rattling noises are heard]'' Huh? Who's there? [turns on the light]

SwaySway: Come on, Leni. One more game. I can smell the treasure.

Leni Loud: Ugh... [facepalms and pushes SwaySway outside the Loud House] SwaySway. I need to inform you that it's late. Just go back to the Swamp Pad and go to bed. Good night, SwaySway. [closes the door] H-huh?! [SwaySway is inside the Loud House once again]

SwaySway: Wind is perfect and the tide is right. Let's hunt for treasure. C’mon, we’ll even sing one of them, uh..... sea shanties! [sings] Oh, the worst old ship that ever did sail-!

Leni Loud: SwaySway! You have to go, and you gotta leave! There’s the door and-- [opens the doors and SwaySway is now outside]

SwaySway: ''[continues singing] -And we’re waitin’ for the day, waitin’ for the day! Waitin’ for the day that we get our pay!'' Oh, tread softly, Leni. If the Flying Dutchman hears you, we'll never get his treasure.

Leni Loud: SwaySway! You need-

SwaySway: I'll roll for you Leni.

Leni Loud: But, SwaySway-

SwaySway: [rolls dice] Eight paces, north. That's a good start, Leni.

Leni Loud: But, SwaySway-

SwaySway: One, two, three...

Leni Loud: Grrgh...... [yelling in frustration] '''SWAYSWAY!!!!!! I WANT TO GO TO BED!!!!!!!'''

SwaySway: [shocked] Uh... I.... uh....

Leni Loud: Oh, SwaySway, I'm sorry, but it's just a game, ya know?

SwaySway: A game. That's... that’s right. Of course it is..... My mistake. I guess I got a little.... uh, carried away, huh? Though it is treasure we're dealing here. Sorry, for, uh.... disturbing you, Leni.

Leni Loud: It’s alright, SwaySway. Well, good night. [shuts the door]

SwaySway: [sighs] Perhaps Leni’s right. Maybe it is just a game.... [pause] or maybe.... [grins] it doesn’t have to be!

[Now armed with an idea that just seemed crazy enough to work, SwaySway runs back to the Swamp Pad as fast as he can where he immediately entered the garage and went straight to work. And after a night of the garage echoing with the sounds of power saws and sewing machines, SwaySway was finished and immediately headed back over to the Loud House; albeit driving a rather unorthodox vehicle]

[Morning arrives, and then the rooster crows everyone up]

SwaySway: [When morning arrives] Avast! Loud House, ho. Heave two, and prepare to be boarded.

Leni Loud: Aw, Go home already. I'm done playing that game, SwaySway.

SwaySway: That’s Captain SwaySway to you, and this is no game, ‘cause We're gonna be pirates.

Leni Loud: [excited] Pirates?

SwaySway: Aye! Heh, heh. So, How'd you like to ride on a real pirate ship, and go on a real treasure hunt, with a real treasure map?

Ami Onuki: [she appears from the side of the Loud House] Treasure? Leni, do you know what this means?!

Leni Loud: Yeah! We’re gonna be pirates!

Leni Loud and Ami Onuki: [dancing around] We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!

SwaySway: Ay, ay, ay. Belay that skipping. Pirates don't skip. Now here, [throws them a bag of pirate stuff] Put on this pirate garb, so I won't be any more embarrassed to be seen with the two of ya. Arrgh.

Leni Loud: Whoa! Oh, Ami. Look! Check it out! Peg legs and eye patches.

SwaySway: Now, don't you feel more like pirates?

Leni Loud: [Walks towards the plank using two peg legs] Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! [falls on plank]

Ami Onuki: [Walks towards the plank with two separate eyepatches covering his eyes] I'm Blind Beard the Pirate! [falls on Leni]

Leni Loud: Ow.

SwaySway: Arrgh! [fade to ship sailing across in midair] Keep a sharp lookout, Leni. According to the map, we're close to the first landmark.

Leni Loud: Really? Can we see the map?

SwaySway: Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on the map.

Leni Loud: Ooohhhhh! Okie-dokie-loki!

SwaySway: Arrgh.... Leni, a pirate doesn't say, "okie-dokie-loki." .... sheesh! A pirate says, "arrgh!" You got it?

Leni Loud: Okie... oops. [laughs while a butterfly flies by her] I mean... [standing up] arrgh! Captain SwaySway. [eyes widen and sees a rock nearby] Captain, we're about to hit... uhh... I mean... arrgh, Capt., arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh...

SwaySway: Grrgh....! Out with it Leni, arrgh!

Ami Onuki: I, arrgh, think, arrgh, she's trying, arrgh, to say...! [crash] land....... Arrgh! Hee, hee!

SwaySway: Rrrgh!!! Okay, From now on, only the captain says, “Arrgh!” Status report, Mrs. Loud?

Leni Loud: The whole ship is underwater, captain.

SwaySway: Arrgh, we're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot! [sighs] Six hours in that garage, wasted!

[As SwaySway, Leni, and Ami carried on with their voyage, they now came up to the first landmark SwaySway mentioned previously.]

SwaySway: This is it, girls, We’re close to the “X” that marks the spot! from the sapling tree with two leaves on it. 10,000 paces east.

Leni Loud: But, SwaySway, that tree has... [SwaySway pulls a leaf off] Which way, captain?!

SwaySway: Ensign Ami, which way is east?

Ami Onuki: Alright, let’s see,.... Uhhhh...... [points] that way, captain!

[So they continued on, only for SwaySway to find out Ami’s error.]

SwaySway: 9,997... 9,998... 9,999... 10,000! Wait a minute.... huh?! Where's the "X"? It's Supposed to be right here! 10,000 paces east.

Ami Onuki: Ooh! East? I thought you said "weast"!

SwaySway: Weast? What the Crumbs kind of compass are you reading Ami?!

Ami Onuki: This one, SwaySway.

SwaySway: [facepalms] That's west, Ami. You're fired again.

[the Scene cuts to the crew walking again]

SwaySway: 9,551... 9,552...

Leni Loud: S-SwaySway....... we’re...... we're tired!

Ami Onuki: And hungry!

SwaySway: Ooh! So this is my crew?! You get a little tired, and a wee-bit hungry, and now the both of you want to shove off for home! Arrgh! That sickens me. Because you know what, girls? A pirate is not judged by the notches in his compass, but by the sides of his booty. [to the viewers] ''Okay, well maybe that last part... heh heh. [to Leni and Ami] A pirate is judged by the loyalty'' and his crew. And without a loyal crew... [Leni's eyes fill up with tears] What am I the captain of?! Nothing! Just... a bunch of sand! [cries]

Ami Onuki: Aww..... [sniffs] Don't cry, Captain SwaySway.

Leni Loud: [sniffles and crying] Yeah, SwaySway! We'll be your loyal crew. [both cry]

SwaySway: You mean.... [Stops crying] You'll stay with me then?!

Leni Loud and Ami Onuki: We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!

SwaySway: I knew I could count on you girls. One for all!

Leni Loud and Ami Onuki: And all for one! [laying on ground at night outside tent]

Leni Loud: I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain SwaySway sleeps in his warm, dry tent.

Ami Onuki: I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks.

Leni Loud: But we've only been gone a few hours.

Ami Onuki: I know...... hee hee! ''[laughs. Leni moves away]''

Leni Loud: I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure! Hey, Ami! Let's go see if the captain will go now!

Leni Loud and Ami Onuki: Captain SwaySway?

Leni Loud: He's not here.

Ami Onuki: Look! The treasure map.

Leni Loud: Only the captain can look at the map, Ami.

Ami Onuki: Yeah...

Leni Loud: Ami, what are you doing?

Ami Onuki: Nothing.

Leni Loud: Ami, you're not supposed to look at the map. [Ami touches the map]

Ami Onuki: I'm not looking, I'm touching. There's no rule against that, is there?

Leni Loud: No, guess there isn't. ''[Both poking map. Map opens]'' Oops! Ami, it opened by itself. ''[Both laugh. Eyes enlarge and search the map]''

Leni Loud and Ami Onuki: The map, the map, gotta see it, gotta look at it. [Eyes freeze for a second and then pop back in their heads.]

Ami Onuki: Leni?

Leni Loud: Yeah?

Ami Onuki: Did you notice something familiar about this map?

Leni Loud: You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?

SwaySway: [appearing right behind them and angry] Do you think this is a problem?

Leni Loud and Ami Onuki: [scream] SwaySway!

SwaySway: Sneaking peeks at me treasure map?

Ami Onuki: We're sorry.

SwaySway: That's mutiny on my ship. So you think ol' Captain SwaySway has gone crazy, do ye?

Leni Loud: Not at all, Captain SwaySway. We don't think that at all!

Ami Onuki: I think that.

SwaySway: I'm gonna throw you overboard for saying that!

[Leni and Ami both begged in mercy and then the "X" symbol appeared underneath them.]

Leni Loud: [gasps] Guys, wait! Look! It's the "X".

SwaySway: [gasps] It is! [eyes go into "X" like symbol] "X" marks the spot!

Leni Loud: Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map.

SwaySway: Well, what are you waiting for, girls? Dig! Dig! Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.

Leni Loud: We.... we got it! We got it, Captain SwaySway.

SwaySway: Woo! Alright, now hand it up to me, ladies. Heave! [Brings treasure up] We found it! We finally found it. [opens up the treasure chest]

Female Singers: The Flying Dutchman's Treasure.

All: Wow!

Leni Loud: What are you going to do with your share, Ami?

Ami Onuki: I don't know. How are you going to spend your share, Leni?

SwaySway: Wait, what? What the heck is with all this “share” stuff?! You're not getting any of my treasure!

Leni Loud: Grrgh.... SwaySway, We found it together. So we deserve a share!

SwaySway: Well, I'm the captain. And I say it's mine!

Leni Loud: What about loyalty?

SwaySway: All for one.

Leni Loud: And one for all.

SwaySway: All for one.

Leni Loud: And one for all.

SwaySway: All for one.

Leni Loud: And one for all.

[As the three bickered on, a ghostly pirate ship was seen above the clouds, with the real Flying Dutchman himself sleeping in his quarters.]

Flying Dutchman: [sleeping] I'm the Flying Dutchman...... [snores] I’m the Flying Dutchman......

SwaySway: All for one.

Leni Loud: And one for all.

Flying Dutchman: [sleeping] I'm the Flying Dutchman. [wakes up] Huh?! Who dares wake the Flying Dutchman? Hey, Keep it down there, will ya? I'm trying to get some sleep and- [noticing them fighting over treasure chest] Hmm?! What’s this?! Grrgh......

SwaySway: All for one.

Leni Loud and Ami Onuki: And one for all. [Lightning] AAAHHH!!

SwaySway: Screaming will get you nowhere, Girls!

Leni Loud: Uh, SwaySway? [gulps] Look!

Flying Dutchman: Arrgh! Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure?!

SwaySway: Uh.... erm, well..... [shoves chest toward Leni and Ami] They did!

Flying Dutchman: Arrgh! [picks up the treasure chest] So you two scallywags dug up me treasure?!?!

Leni Loud and Ami Onuki: [hugging each other in fear] Uh-huh!

Flying Dutchman: Well, you saved me a lot of diggin' you did. So here's an reward for the two of you!

[The Flying Dutchman giving them couple of gold doubloons]

Female Singers: Two Gold Doubloons.

Leni Loud: Wow! Look, Ami!

Ami Onuki: Oooh.... shiny!

[Flabbergasted at what just happened, SwaySway demanded that he be rewarded too.]

SwaySway: Hey, wait a minute! I'm the captain of this crew! Where's my reward?

Flying Dutchman: Hmmm? Oh, I guess you're right. Here’s A little something for your troubles as well, arrgh. [Flicks something to SwaySway]

SwaySway: Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! Eeee!! Wha-huh?!

[Much to SwaySway’s chagrin however, it seemed to be something outside of her definition of a reward]

SwaySway: H-hey! Why, t-this it just a little plastic treasure chest.

Female Singers: Plastic!

SwaySway: And where the bread crumbs is that voice coming from?!

Flying Dutchman: Aye, but it's based on a real treasure chest. [laughs] Muahahahahaha!

[The Flying Dutchman heartily laughed as he turns into green smoke and he returned back to his ship with the treasure and the ship vanishes]

Ami Onuki: Hee hee! Gee, SwaySway, you're looking all sweaty again.

THE END.